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http://w3.iwl.net/~jjahnke/
Hey! Because I'm a cool guy (well, sometimes. Ok, so I act real idiotic
at times. But that's beside the point. j/k) I'll tell you how I got my
nick. Well, I was playing Mega Man 5 (great game) one day with my friend
(who shall remain nameless, so that you can't change your name to his and
claim that I used your name without consent), (it's a pretty common name
anyways), and he was watching me play. He looks over at me, and he says
"That whistle sounds fake!" (or something to that extent) and I say "Shut
up, bloody idiot!" He turns to me and says "Well, dee da dee! Since when
are you an expert on Protoman? You--SAY! You LOOK LIKE PROTOMAN!" So, he
called me "Protoman", and it's stuck ever since. Works pretty well when
you run a place called The Protoman Homepage.
~69th Lieutenant Nathan Jahnke
~NBC Tom Brokaw
~Nightly News
Hi! I'm a .homepage virus! Start a conversation about the Web and watch
me go!
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That's my ascii a! I still think it could look cooler....
MUDs I play in:
Nightmare: Legacy of the Tree (telemoron.com, 666) as Spayed
Slops of Despair (mud.for.sale.org, 69) as Rant
My personal motto in Irrelevant Retarded Chat is:
Joe Momma!
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\ protoman@dragonfire.net
Lead Kicker
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Shakeworld user ID: 342,615,915,143,667,193,617,437,194,324,267,174
(on master server dum.dee.dum.dum:laaaa), although I never play
Shake World anyways. If you wanna set up a match with Red Draco
(she's never looked better!), e-mail reddraco@hotmail.com . I'm
known as Protoman, no strings attached.
Sonic the Hedgehog Project J2 Sonic Snively Sally Tails Antoine
(you fuel!) Speed Knuckles Lupine (LaDy WoLfEtTe, by any other
name) The Word Processor (WordPerfect) Geoff (e-trash, right
there!) Rush Limbaugh E-tanks: 27 Eep! Eee! E-tanks: 23 Eee! Aaa!
General Motors Cars
Ack! Unn! Durr! Sturts! Bit! Act! Deff! Deb! Con! Slime! Ecsten!
ACK v1.0 DURR 4 STURTS 5 BIT 1 ACT 1 DEFF 4 DEB 1 CON 1 SLIME 0
ECSTEN 1 PUBLISH 1
DC? No, AC! (Widow) of female sex definition heck CD(b) a $ (MONEY!!!)
Male plus drugs and water longings and French cheese!
--== GIRL WONDER KICKS ASS ==--
I! U? ... Not I! You!
Blurry Code 1.2
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU SUCK!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! THIS NEW
STATE-OF-THE-ART CODING SYSTEM MEANS YOU CAN'T READ THIS!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12
Well I woke up in the morning and put my pocket protector on and rode down
to the store to get that new drive rotor I was telling you about earlier
well the ride didn't quite go as expected no sir there was a fat elephant
taking a dump in the middle of the road that's right a fat elephant taking
a dump in the middle of the road well I tried to swerve around but these
new Japanese cars have anti-lock brakes which means E=MC2 and other crap
such as elephant crap which I slammed into and that was yucky but I tasted
it and thought it good so I took some home with me and molded it into a
drive rotor and it worked great and then I made the rest into a cake which
I ate and then I sold millions of the cakes to the world and so became a
billionaire just like Him.
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LEGO MY EGGO! YES, I'M SICKENING! SO WHAT!
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MACINTOSH
I am STEVE WOZNIAK, your LORD, THY OPERATING SYSTEM GOD, which have
BROUGHT THEE OUT OF THE LAND OF DOS, OUT OF THE BONDAGE OF THE
COMMAND-LINE INTERFACE.
#1 THOU SHALT NOT USE THINE OTHER OPERATING SYSTEMS, FOR I HAVE
CREATED THE MOST POWERFUL OS OF ALL AND THOU SHALT USE IT.
#2 THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF STEVE WOZNIAK, YOUR LORD, THY
OPERATING SYSTEM GOD, IN VAIN IN ANY CHAT ROOM - I SHALT HACK
INTO THOU PUNY WINDOZE INTERFACE AND CHANGE THE ICONS OF BILL
GATES TO DENNIS RODMAN.
#3 SHOULD THOU PICK THE WRONG OPERATING SYSTEM, I SHALT KICKETH YOUR
SORRY ASS ALL OVER CYBERSPACE.
#4 REMEMBER WHICH PROCESSOR TECHNOLOGY IS SUPERIOR - THOU SHALT NOT
WISH TO HAVE A MELTED PENTIUM ALL OVER THOU TABLE, SHALT THOU?
#5 HONOR THY TRUE MULTITASKING, AND THY FreePPP SOFTWARE, SHOULD THY
INTERNET BECOME OVERLY AGGRAVATING.
#6 THOU SHALT NOT FORMAT A ZIP DISK IN DOS FORMAT OR I SHALT PUNISH
THEE.
#7 THOU SHALT NOT CLAIM MICROSOFT'S SUPERIORITY - M Y W I L L B E
D O N E , APPLYETH HERE.
#7 THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THINE E: DRIVE - THE LORD GIVETH FIVE
YEARS IN ADVANCE.
#8 THOU SHALT NOT DEFRAGMENT THINE HARD DISK, THE LORD BANISHES SUCH
TROUBLES.
#9 THOU SHALT NOT BEAR WITNESS AGAINST STEVE, THY GOD, WITH NASTY
LITTLE PETITIONS. IN FACT, I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD WE'VE CONTRACTED
ANOTHER COMPANY FOR OS 8!
#10 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S PowerPC MACHINE - THOU SHALT
GO OUT AND BUY THINE OWN.
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(Yeah, yeah, I know there are 2 7's, but otherwise that would have made
2 8's, which just doesn't sound right.)