Author Topic: The official "Nightmare X hates everyone" thread. (Read 44548 times)

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #30 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:25:06 pm »

Someones cranky. Have you taken your nap young man?

Nightmare X · « **Reply #31 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:25:35 pm »

Nightmare X, however, was already long gone, leaving a nuke instead for everyone to hug.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #32 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:25:52 pm »

Quote from: "jv2k"

EVERYONE JOIN IN!
*him and megaorange the armlessman join in to the group hug*

*Joined*

jv2k · « **Reply #33 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:27:13 pm »

Oh no, you can never escape the hug!
EMBRACE IT!

Nightmare X · « **Reply #34 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:29:00 pm »

Nightmare X meanwhile, is somewhere else, laughing for no reason at all and waiting for the nuke to explode.

jv2k · « **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:32:13 pm »

*eats the nuke and then farts out radiation in nmx's general direction*
I knew the lead/bomb proof stomach's benifits outweighed the difficulty digesting, the weight, internal bleeding, and lead poison.
2 points for me!

Nightmare X · « **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:33:30 pm »

Due to Nightmare holding an Evil dude's super duper pine scent cone, the radiation is immediatly neutralized.

NMX then annihilates the universe.

jv2k · « **Reply #37 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:36:21 pm »

Ha I don't live in the universe I live in america!
Mark up two points(thats 2) for me!
*this message brought to you by coca cola, give love!*

Nightmare X · « **Reply #38 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:37:51 pm »

Nightmare X then gives himself 6 billion points for having Kefka on his avatar and signature.

He then proceeds to nuke texas.

jv2k · « **Reply #39 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:45:22 pm »

Hey texas is close to being america!Nuke missisipi texas at least has its own brand of mexican food.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #40 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:46:14 pm »

Nightmare X then nukes Utah.

jv2k · « **Reply #41 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:47:33 pm »

Good job, now nuke the super friends!

Nightmare X · « **Reply #42 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:48:40 pm »

Nightmare X then decides nukes are overused, so he then uses Meteor Strike on Florida and deathrays Washington.

jv2k · « **Reply #43 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:50:45 pm »

WTF man! Florida has some nice beaches! Not the nake ones though, because contrary to popular belief, the naked beaches aren't just filled with beautiful people.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #44 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:52:16 pm »

Ain't gotta tell ME twice. Brrrrrgh, was that ever a mistake!

...But South Beach kicked ass when I was there for Spring Break a few years back.