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Jehuty

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« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2005, 12:10:29 am »
"You missed your last chance! You'll regret that forever!"

-Liquid Snake, MGS1

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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2005, 12:21:01 am »
"Listen, metal man. I don't think you understand me. That gun represents blood, sweat, and money. It's irreplaceable! And you bozo's let somebody wlak off with it? This is outrageous! I paid my docking fee for actual security. NOT SOME BUNCH OF TIN IDIOTS! I oughta blow you to bits right here. In fact....."

Main character of Privateer getting pissed off at a robot guard in the sequel to Privateer, Righteous Fire

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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2005, 12:30:13 am »
Jim Bravura: This is Deputy Chief Jim Bravura from the NYPD. You are to cease your criminal activities and surrender immediately.

Max Payne (surrounded by corpses he killed a minute ago): Sure thing, Jim. Me and the boys been talking, and everyone's real sorry. They'll never do it again.

-Max Payne

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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2005, 12:39:59 am »
XD


"No. You're not getting off that easily. I want you to live. I want you to have to face those whose lives you destroyed. I want you to look them in the eye and have to tell them why their friends and lovers and families had to die."

Albert, Front Mission Gun Hazard

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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2005, 12:45:17 am »
Vladimir Lem: "Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Max Payne. New York's Finest, with the biggest mobster bodycount ever. Dearest guests, prepare to die."

-Max Payne 2

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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2005, 12:47:28 am »
"If you want to become a real man, board my ship."

Captain Harlock, of same named anime

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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2005, 12:50:23 am »
Nice, Swift.

Vinnie Gognitti: "Well that was fun, in a fucking terrible, sick, not-at-all fun way!"

-Max Payne 2

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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2005, 12:55:32 am »
Thank ya. You've been very good at this too.


"You're eyes are as blue as window cleaner...."

Random guy hitting on a chick in Live-a-live, SNES RPG


What? It's so cheesy it has to be great.

Kasai Falconi

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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2005, 01:00:46 am »
Westley: "No. To the pain."
Humperdink: "I don't believe I'm familiar with that phrase."
Westley: "I'll explain, and I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."
Humperdink: "That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
Westley: "It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose."
Humperdink: "Then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the first time, a mistake I do not mean to duplicate tonight."
Westley: "I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right."
Humperdink: "And then my ears, I understand, let's get on with it."
Westley: "WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. It's so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out 'Dear God, what is that thing' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2005, 01:04:59 am »
(after a watching a T.V. report accusing him of murdering his colleage) "I had just gotten my fifteen minutes of fame."

-Max Payne

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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2005, 01:05:47 am »
OH OH OH! Princess Bride quotes! I HAVE NOT thought of that! Nice one, Kasai!



Guard lady [forget the name now]: Hey, where do you think you're going?
Main Privateer guy: Just.... wandering around. Is there a problem?
Guard: There is if you try to go through that door. That's Admiral Terrel's office. He doesn't like visitors.
Priv guy: Hey, no sweat sweetheart, I don't like visiting. Later.





^one of my favs through the years.

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« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2005, 01:08:16 am »
"The genius of the hole: no matter how much time you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant."

Man, I really love Max Payne.

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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2005, 01:11:31 am »
For good reason, i can see, Jute. Max Payne sounds like a grand game......



"Annoying bird, I am the great Leon!"

-Guess......

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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2005, 01:13:55 am »
Quote from: "Swiftman"

"Annoying bird, I am the great Leon!"

-Guess......


I believe that is Star Fox.

Anyways, back to quotes.

"The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."

-Max Payne

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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2005, 01:20:07 am »
XD! Oh, the irony of his quote there...... heh......



"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

-Dracula, Castlevania Symphony of the Night