Yami CJMErl: Some of you may know the plight that CJ and I have been going through for the past few weeks / months / whatever involving our incompetent, crappy MSN ISP.
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Those days end now.
CJMErl: You heard right, folks! Me an' Yami are now official users of Adelphia High-Speed CABLE INTERNET! WOOHOO!
Yami CJMErl: You think the noobs had it bad before...now there is NOWHERE FOR THEM TO RUN! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!1!!!!11!!1!