Once upon a time, on the internet there was a guy,
a very deeply flawed man,
they called him Eric bauman,
He was a total asshole and nobody knows why,
he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon,
from SomethingAwful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark,
he stole and stuck it all upon ebaums world dot com,
it wasn't fair to those from whom he stole but did he care? no, not one bit
and the he had the nads to sell some ads
what a piece of shit, oh Eric,
Eric's quite a slut, other people's work has made him rich,
He hired some male prostitutes dressed them up in three pieced suits,
his faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch...
...'till Lowtax came along punched him in the face and banged his mom,
And Mr. Bauman quite disgraced had his dumb website erased,
Well sadly thats a lie there's still an ebaums world dot com,
but if we all join hands and sing this song then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore,
I think it's worth a try.
Oh ebaums world is going down,
we gotta rise up from the underground
and tell eric bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool,
so right now we're making that our mission
and if the bastard doesn't listen,
we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his ass with SomethingAwful!
