The correct way:
Long ago, in an ancient land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil upon the land. A foolish samurai warrior with a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, where my evil is law.
How'd he do that?
Back to the past
Samurai Jack!
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack!