A long time ago I had finished taking a shower and needed to change underpants. Unfortunatly when I opened up my underwhere drower I stumbled into a portal that lead me into the basement of a Midget basketball player named Troy.
At first I thought that he was just a normal guy, and he was.... until he noticed that I hadn't the chance to wear underpants. Exposed as I was I couldn't use my uber kung fu skills, so he beat me up and stole my wallet.
The moral? Never change your underpants.... EVER!