When the internets were starting, Yaminomalex sat back in his chair, and scratched is rather hairy bellies. It was then that he noticed his bellybutton was an outie, whereas before he thought it was an innie. Funny how things turn out like that, he though, as he started poking it. He wondered if his coffee was ready yet, but then remembered that he didn't have any. As he sat there, his wife, who had been dead 10 years walked up behind him. She was able to move because Yamino had replaced her brain with a mouse's, keeping the cadavar alive. He gave her a kiss and some cheese, then returned to scratching his stomach, which by now had a rash.
