Who will get cowbelled next? Vote now!

[jv2k]

So I'm not good enough to be cow belled!? Pft I don't need your cow bells anyway!

[Byte Man Zero]

So I'm not good enough to be cow belled!? Pft I don't need your cow bells anyway!

You want it, you got it!  Your officially cowbelled as of tomorrow!

[megakevinexe]

better run, jv2k.

[Byte Man Zero]

better run, jv2k.

Kev, I just minorly cowbelled you.  See monkeydog's cowbell?  THAT'S what you can expect from a TRUE cowbell!

BTW, I have several different ways of doing this.  Just to keep it interesting.

[jv2k]

I don't have to run! I have to wooden spoon! Lazlo, cj, and fate are the only people here who can testify to its power.

[TreadBare]

Cowbell... Byte, that's just rich.

[Lazlo Falconi]

I'm impervious to cowbells. Sorry.

[Draconis]

Cowbell... Byte, that's just rich.

GASP! Who is this mystery man? *shot*

Yes you do need to get by something other than bricks. *brick'd*

Curse you, Cortez!

[Herb]

This whole cowbell thing is retarded

if you didn't mention it in every other of your posts it wouldn't be so bad

[Swiftman]

Trigger was way more creative with his shanks.

[Byte Man Zero]

This whole cowbell thing is retarded


if you didn't mention it in every other of your posts it wouldn't be so bad

True, but then it wouldn't be as effective!*shot*

And now, something just for Herb!

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<Man, I'm a smartass!...lol>

In other news, It seems that the nefarious Dr. Wily is hard at work on another Robot Master, much along the lines of Cowbell Man.  I shall intercept this new threat and retrieve his weapon (if I deem it worthy) for use in my war on internet stupidity!  My spies have yet to learn of the identity or weapon style of this new robot, but I shall prevail!

All Hail the master of Kow Bel Fu!

[Byte Man Zero]

So I'm not good enough to be cow belled!? Pft I don't need your cow bells anyway!

As jv2k sat there watching old nickelodian cartoons, a call was made to his phone.  Since it was so late, he was startled by the noise.  Knowing that no one within local calling distance is awake at this hour (and fearing the Long-Distance Reaper), he lets the machine pick it up.

As he heads to the kitchen to grab a late-night snack, he hears a voice on the machine saying this:

"What's your favorite way to get cowbelled?"

In a panic, he stops the machine, thereby cutting the connection, having witnesses the awesome power of the nuclear cowbell that destroyed his new friend monkeydog, along with monkeydog's hometown.  Visibly shaken, he decides to play Mega Man 5, and allows his nerves to calm down.

However, the phone rings again.

This time, however, he could swear he hears someone whistling as it's ringing.  As he answers, however, the whistling stops.  Nervously, he answers "Hello?"

"look outside your window."

Hesitantly, jv2k complies, and to his utter shock, sees a massive hoard of zombies outside!

"Lovely, aren't they?  These are my zombie lawyers.  They have served me faithfully for many a year, but they have outgrown their usefulness.  I needed to find a way to dispose of them without showing any sign of weakness.  Fortunately, I have a cowbelling list, and you are the next on it.  Now look above them."

He hears something like a weapon discharging as he complies with the command, looking just in time to see Byte Man teleport out.  He also sees something flying right at him.  Too late to run or scream, he realizes that Byte Man has taken Cowbell Man down, and the Nuclear Cowbell that he had now belongs to Byte Man.  He also realizes in that split second that running is useless.  The shot breaks throught the window, and connects directly with jv2k's forehead.

There were no screams.

There was no time.

There was only cowbell.  And then... nothing.

Well, jv2k, I hope you enjoyed this edition of cowbell theatre.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to recharge my cowbell weapon in preparation to eradicate Wily's latest drunken-binge bot and steal it's weapon.  See you next time!

[Swiftman]

Oh, please. Seeingt how Jv can fight off Mr. T's underlings, that should have been no problem for Jv.

[Byte Man Zero]

Oh, please. Seeingt how Jv can fight off Mr. T's underlings, that should have been no problem for Jv.

Hey, he wanted one, he got one!

Beware, I am already plotting yours, swift.

[Swiftman]

Ready.