Snot a problem.
It's not done though, but since you like it, I'll keep going along those lines.
Also, probably nothing for it......
Killer Exigency
Spinal: *sighs, standing over Eyedol’s dead body* Fulgore, did you have to go and do that?
Fulgore: Yes. Do you have to go and be DEAD like that?
Spinal: Of course. Beats your sorry metal ass any day.
Fulgore: At least I could BEAT him.
Spinal: What did he do to you anyways? What made you do that to him?
Fulgore: He looked at me funny.
Spinal: Like that’s any kind of reason!
Riptor: *badass hiss* enough of this! Let us go and get….
S+F: Get what?
Riptor: SSSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Spinal: Sure, I’m up for that.
Fulgore: SUGAR! Whoohooo!
::scene change, to convenience store::
Scene: [anything between double :: marks are scene descriptions and camera movements, kay?] ::Clerk behind standard register, has a name tag with Jason on it and he looks REMARKABLY like Drifter, and he looks very worried.
::The trio stand beside the slurpee machine, Fulgore with green, Spinal with brown [cola like] and Riptor with red::
Fulgore: Mmm…. Mountain Dew.
Spinal: Pepsi kicks its ass.
Fulgore: ::camera focuses on the two of them, leaving Riptor out:: You’re just jealous because you don’t have any beverage processing units to speak of.
Spinal: ::drunken slurpee wads fall to floor through ribs, a large pile has accumulated, increasing Jason’s apprehension:: What’s your point?
Fulgore: *takes a drink* my point is that we wasted money BUYING you these slurpees.
Spinal: No you didn’t.
Fulgore: Then how come a useless pile of it is on the floor?
Spinal: No no, I mean that Riptor’s already spooked the clerk enough so we can just walk out.
::suddenly the camera shifts to Riptor at the counter, Jason white with fright and not moving, and Riptor with a suddenly redder slurpee::
S+F: RIPTOR!
Riptor: What is it?
Fulgore: *drinks from slurpee* did you add more blood to your slurpee?
::suddenly a wound on Jason’s chest becomes more apparent, bleeding further, and Riptor plugs it with a claw::
Riptor: No, I did not. What gives you that idea?
::camera shift to everyone::
Spinal: Oh, okay then. Since he can’t do anything, let’s just leave this clerk guy behind.
::the three walk out, Riptor taking a Mars bar as he leaves::
::pause::
Jason: *twitches with each word* Noinch noinch noinch… *falls over to floor*
::scene change to walking on sidewalk, camera focused above their hips, so they can just move up and down, for easy animation ;)::
Fulgore: Hey, did you guys see “TPH in the City†on TV last night?
Spinal: Yeah! Did you see Trigger put that nuke in Lazlo’s pants? *drinks from slurpee, dropping through ribs* Oh man, I thought I was going to die laughing!
Riptor: I liked it better when Jehuty shot Sara!
Fulgore: Jehuty ALWAYS does that to newcomers.
Riptor: That didn’t mean I don’t like it!
Spinal: You like ANY kind of violence.
Fulgore: *rolls eyes…… somehow, maybe a rotation of the head* Look Spinal.
Spinal: *Looks over* What?
Fulgore: A BIRD!
Spinal: *typical anime sweatdrop*
::sirens come a-wailing, 3 cop cars swing in, megaphone is heard::
Cop on megaphone: You three! You are hereby placed under arrest for the theft of those three slurpees!
::all three look down to their slurpees, Spinal takes a drink::
Cop: Put the slurpees down on the ground and step away with your hands up!
Spinal: Oh yeah? You and what army?
::gun clicks are heard from the cops::
Spinal: Good enough for me. *places slurpee on ground and starts to back up*
Fulgore: Err….. *reluctantly places slurpee on ground and takes one step back, slips on a wad of dripped slurpee from Spinal and falls onto back*
::cops open fire on Fulgore::
::camera still on hip level, shots fly for Fulgore, hidden by camera, as ricochet sounds are heard and Riptor just stands there, unmoving::
Fulgore: *Stands up* that was it? Sheesh, I love my Necronium armor more and more everyday.
Cop, still on megaphone: This is your last warning! Put down the slurpee and we will open fire!
Fulgore: I already have my slurpee on the ground!
Cop: I was talking to the dinosaur there!
Fulgore: *turns to Riptor*
Spinal: *leans in at an angle behind Ful and Rip and talks* don’t do it, Rip! They said they would shoot you if you put your slurpee down!
Fulgore: *turns around to face Spinal* that’s not what they said!
Spinal: Yeah! They said ‘put down the slurpee and we will open fire’!
Fulgore: That’s not they meant, though!
Spinal: It’s what they said! Doesn’t matter that they mean, it’s what they say that counts.
Fulgore: Ya know, how about I take this claw and shove it up you-
Cop: One last warning! Put the slurpee down and back away!
Riptor: I have a better idea! Come here!
::all three group together for a huddle::
Riptor: *whispering* I say we kill them all! They stand no chance against us! ::smack sound and small screech from Rip::
Spinal: Idiot! If we kill them, they’ll call even more, then we kill them, then they bring in the army!
Fulgore: Your point?
::silence::
::more silence::
::cricket chirp::
::starting sounds of the jeopardy theme::
Spinal: Screw it, let’s kill them!
::Riptor lets out a primal scream and charges for the cops head first, Fulgore close behind him, claws glowing menacingly, and Spinal at the rear, bringing out his shield and sword::
::normal cartoon cloud of smoke appears, covering all fighting sequences, random heads sticking out with normal fight noises, and topped with Earthworm Jim’s KILLER yell::
::smoke clears::
::Fulgore, Spinal and Riptor stand there,
