Growing up in a mini metropolotin city in the middle of a corn field, I learned all kinds of stuff I wish I never learned about. TODAY'S TOP STORY!!! A CAT MEETS A MOUSE AT OLD MAN JENKIN'S BARN!!
Christ, I'd rather see who's decided to ethinicaly cleanse who on the front page of the news paper, not a story about cats....
OH, now here is a good one. My girlfriend flew over to visit me, and for SOME reason, the newpaper found out, and thought it would make a great addition to the front page. Why? Because "she wasn't from around these here parts."
Damn hicks.