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NeoCalculus · « **on:** October 24, 2005, 01:25:56 pm »

If you were a giant horrible monster, what would you be, what powers would you have, and most importantly, what major city would you destroy over and over again? Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You also need a name.

Here's an example.

I would be a 300ft tall lizard with four arms an a row a small spines, starting from my head, going all the way down my tail. I would walk on two legs and would have the ability to channel electricity throughh my body and out of the large horn I would have on my snout. I would destroy the city of Vancouver because nobody ever attacks Canada. I would go by the name of MAGUROBASHI, THE IMPROBABLE.

Herb · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2005, 01:53:53 pm »

My name would be Greg and I'd be a gaseous empidemic that causes the worst pain ever. But, I CAN NOT kill people, the disease that I give to people causes people to live forever while experiencing eternal, super awful pain

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2005, 02:22:03 pm »

That's bleak, Herb.
Anyway, I'd be Lawrence, God of Tikis. Lawrence has the amazing ability to regenerate any lost body parts. He's also big. Really big. In fact, he's so big, that airplanes regularily fly up his nose accidentally.

Swifto · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2005, 03:15:46 pm »

The return of Lawrence...

I would probably be.......................

Sheesh, I can't even think up a monster that would be or a city I would want to destroy........ Mechs are my forte, not monsters.... *sighs* count me out of this discussion.

Trigger · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2005, 03:27:08 pm »

I'd be (of course) a giant hairy monster, like king kong.

My powers would include sleeping, eating people, and generally being a lazy bastard.

And I would forever destroy Africa, even if it is a whole contenant, it's ass is going down.

My name would be Frazzle Snazzle.

THE END

KingSpider · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2005, 03:51:15 pm »

I would be Trogdor, the burninator!

TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Trogdor was a man....no..
he was a DRAGON MAN...um..actually...
he was JUST A DRAGON!...um....but he was still..

TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants!
Burninating all the people...
and their thatched roof COTTAGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!11

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2005, 04:23:08 pm »

Oh yeah, I'd destroy the fictional city of Faceton. Where is that? The world may never know.

KingSpider · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2005, 04:31:33 pm »

Trogodr would burninate the house of the peasant known as Rather Dashing, who would then go on a quest to defeat Trogdor, and would miserably fail.

Jehuty · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2005, 05:46:46 pm »

I would be a giant ninja.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2005, 05:51:39 pm »

We all know you'd be a giant iMac.

Jehuty · « **Reply #10 on:** October 24, 2005, 05:54:32 pm »

Even better.

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