What woiuld you do? game

[NeoCalculus]

This is a game inwhich someone asks What would you do if...

The next person answers, then comes up with another What would you do question.  I'll go first.


What would you do if you saw this:





....and yes, I put the "i" in the title for a reason.

[Swiftman]

Yell out "YIPE! That's fugly and a half!"

And what would you do........



If you were Master Chief in the minivan?

[NeoCalculus]

I'd DO A BARREL ROLL, in a van.  Yes, I'd do it.



What would you do for a klondik bar?

[Swiftman]

Klondik? Iunno, but for a Klondike bar I would sing out "I am not your broom" doing the beagle dance, complete with act routine.



But what would you do if I suddenly appeared in your face, yelled out "YOU'RE A NAZI! BORK BORK BORK!" and disappeared?

[NeoCalculus]

I would probebly implode.


What would you do if you realized that tomorrow was your last day?

[Swiftman]

Run as fast as I can, or fly, preferably, to Smalltown USA.




What would you do if you *ACTUALLY* became a living Skeleton? What would you change with your life?

[NeoCalculus]

Hmmm, well, now thats a tricky question.  Since I would be a walking cadavre, most people would want to avoid/kill me, so I would probebly be forced to live in an abandoned building, and have to fight crime to fill the aching pain inside of me to try and get society to accept me again.


What would you do if you had a Pyro GX?

[Swiftman]

Fly to Smalltown, USA, then go around, shooting up the Grand Canyon, then to Valparaiso, Chile, then to Florida, pick someone up, then to Illinois, then fly to Sao paulo, Brazil, then pick someone up, then go to This place in England, pick someone ELSE p, then to canada, and leave them to their own devices from there....... Then I'll go around, flying from moon to moon on the solar system planets, then somehow acquire a monopoly and start a huge mining industry, all centralized in McQuarrie, Venus Orbital station.

ah yeah.......




Now then, what would you do if you were still human, but gained the power of majik?

[NeoCalculus]

Well, I'd use it to create a Nega and Posi version of my arch rival and see what crazy shinanigans I could cause.



What would you do if Mars attacks?

[Swiftman]

Send my newly acquired Pyro-GX after it. I SHALL OWN THEE, RED PLANET!




What would you do if suddenly you got news that you had won $1 million US?

[NeoCalculus]

I would realize that $1 million really wasn't enough and reinvest it untill I had a billion, then spend it all on charities.


What would you do if you were Kevin Sorbo?

[Swiftman]

I would say, out loud, loudly, this:

"WHO THE DUBYA TEE EFF AM I!?!?!"




What would you do if the world suddenly became 16-bits, like a DOS or SNES game?

[Trigger]

Kick some ass.

What would you do if I suddenly-*starts singing*

Welcome to your life
There’s no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

It’s my own design
It’s my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

There’s a room where the light won’t find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I’ll be right behind you

So glad we’ve almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

I can’t stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you’ll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it ?
Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

[Swiftman]

I would cup my hands over my ears and jokingly yell out "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S HORRIBLE! BORRID HORRID HORRID!" note that I said yell out jokingly....



What would you do it you came across a box containing a Meat Lovers pizza [innuendo's aside] and it looked perfectly good? Would you eat it, or leave it?

[Kasai Falconi]

Throw it at Swiffys!