Author Topic: Eggs... (Read 18704 times)

Razel · « **on:** October 20, 2005, 11:47:56 pm »

Something random, i just saw that movie supersize me in health class, and when they opened that mans stomach for operation, it looked like scrambled eggs, everyone was grossed out, but i nearly fell out of my chair laughing <.< >.>

Swiftman · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2005, 11:49:26 pm »

RAZEL HAS A FUNNY BONE FOR EGGS! *shot*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2005, 12:10:58 am »

Eww, scrambled eggs feel weird in my mouth.

Jehuty · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2005, 12:55:18 am »

Make sure they're cooked, Lazlo. -_-;

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2005, 12:56:27 am »

Haha. Funny man, you. I like my eggs sunny side up or over easy.

Trigger · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2005, 02:03:23 am »

We now present, The Birds and the Bee's, presented by Danial Tosh's dad.

Sex is alot like this egg.

Egg? Dad, I think that's drugs.

Whatever queer.

Why is everyone sayin' that?

Just listen alright? First thing you gotta do is heat up the bed real nice, get it nice and warm, get it ready for her. Then, you take her, you crack her over the head and you lay her out flat. Alright?! Come on now! Wait until she starts sizzlin' real good then you can take her and flip her on over. Don't get too excited or you'll get yellow stuff all over the bacon.

END

And for once I wasn't too lazy to log in. Huzzah!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2005, 02:21:37 am »

Neat.

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2005, 08:51:57 am »

Yami CJMErl: The sexual innuendos make it funny.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2005, 11:25:01 am »

Sex is like rock n' roll.

It has a nice steady drum beat, and spiffy guitar riffs.

DUNNAANANANANAANANANAANAANAAANAA!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2005, 12:26:51 pm »

I lawled.

Swiftman · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2005, 12:58:30 pm »

Me too.

At Lazlo's location. Big time XD there.

The otehr stuff, eh, not so much, but that's me at work. I don't find innuendo's near as funny as you guys do.

jv2k · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2005, 03:37:10 pm »

Eggs are delicious, that would have made me hungry...

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2005, 05:06:50 pm »

Apple.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2005, 05:07:28 pm »

Cranberry + Apple = Cranapple. Really.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2005, 05:08:05 pm »

Pineapple makes more sense.