Then we shall TEACH YOU, MY BOY!
Let's start with the basics. First up, the Blonde Joke. They can be simple, complex, or just plain stupid, and always stereotypical.
Example.....
How do you make a Blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ears.
[as a previous note, I have nothing against blonde's. I know plenty of smart blonde's. These are simply for humours sake and for the teachage of Megakevin.]