Author Topic: The joke thread (Read 94840 times)

Swiftman · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2005, 09:59:24 pm »

EX DEE!!!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

KingSpider · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2005, 09:59:51 pm »

Yo momma so old when she farts dust comes out!

Swiftman · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:02:06 pm »

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to bend her head to scratch her ear!

KingSpider · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:02:59 pm »

Yo momma's so ugly she made your dad go gay.

Jehuty · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:04:01 pm »

You're so stupid, you got run over by a parked car.

Swiftman · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:05:36 pm »

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

KingSpider · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:07:41 pm »

This is yo momma jokes!

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Swiftman · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:09:31 pm »

Heh heh..... Here's one...

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

KingSpider · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:13:27 pm »

Hmmm I just remebered one that always draws laughs no matetr what.

Yo momma so poor, I went to your house and asked to sue your bathroom. She gave me a flashlight, pointed to the woods, and said "may the force be with you.".

Jehuty · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:14:57 pm »

XD *can't think of another joke*

KingSpider · « **Reply #40 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:18:57 pm »

I'm beginning to run dry as well.

Yo momma so fat when she wore high heels in Texas she struck oil.

Swiftman · « **Reply #41 on:** October 19, 2005, 10:34:13 pm »

Running low, KS? Damn, not the grand master at jokes I once thought. I still got a bunch, and I haven't even BEGUN to use Karr brand bad jokes!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

praxisilver · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2005, 11:28:52 pm »

The Yo mama counter...
Yo mama wishes she was so hairy she got rugburn at birth!

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #43 on:** October 20, 2005, 12:30:06 pm »

Yami CJMErl: Yo momma's so fat that she makes Right Guard turn LEFT!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #44 on:** October 20, 2005, 12:33:56 pm »

*breaks the chain*
Knock knock.