Author Topic: The joke thread (Read 94872 times)

Jehuty · « **Reply #120 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:14:39 am »

Groot oh...... Ik zal uw foolishness nu beÃ«indigen! ........... misschien later....

Swiftman · « **Reply #121 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:19:47 am »

Here, Skull.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are running from the cops. They come across a farm, and run to hide in it. The brunette hides in the barn, the redhead behind some garbage cans, and the blonde behind a sack of potatoes.
The cops go up to the barn and the brunettes goes "Woof! Woof!"
"Oh, it's jsut a farm dog." The cop says and moves to the garbage cans.
"Meow! Meow!" The redhead goes.
"Just a cat." The cop says and hits the bag of potatoes.
"Potato, potato."

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #122 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:22:52 am »

I hate blonde jokes. I may be stupid but I'm not that stupid...

Jehuty · « **Reply #123 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:23:44 am »

....... uh-oh

Swiftman · « **Reply #124 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:26:36 am »

Kasai, I've only met 1 dumb blonde ever. I say blonde jokes for their comic value, not because I think blondes are dumb. [look at faris. One smart cookie, blonde too]

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #125 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:27:04 am »

Eh, its okay. I fell a bit better I guess.

What is the difference between a duck?

They are both and one the same. But the real answer is, a vest has no sleeves.

Jehuty · « **Reply #126 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:27:50 am »

Genius. Pure genius.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #127 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:29:39 am »

If a hen and a half, in a day in a half, can lay an egg and a half, how much stuffing can a woodpecker kick out of a sick bumble bee?

Enough to get by.

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #128 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:29:47 am »

Ya well I'm a stupid blonde so...ya..

Swiftman · « **Reply #129 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:32:20 am »

Who says you're stupid, Kasai? Trust me, the dumb blonde i met...

Every single, repeat, EVERy blonde joke applied to her.

Why did the blonde get angry when she saw her drivers liscene?

Because she got an F in sex.

Yes, that one applied to her. She was THAT dumb.......

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #130 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:33:48 am »

Swiftman · « **Reply #131 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:38:10 am »

Hey, I say I'm stupid, but does that make me stupid?

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #132 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:38:58 am »

Why did they burry the fireman in the side of the hill?

Because he was dead.

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #133 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:40:09 am »

You are not stupid Swiffys.

Swiftman · « **Reply #134 on:** October 22, 2005, 03:40:27 am »

If a passenger plane crashes right on the US/Canada border, where do they bury the survivors?

see what I mean, Kasai? In your own eyes, you're stupid, but to others, you're not. Get my drift now?