CJMErl: Of course YOU get all the rare cards, you're in JAPAN.
...but do you have TWO EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS?!
Yami CJMErl: Dood, she lives in JAPAN. She probably has ALL THREE.
CJMErl: Oh...right. Damn. Well, I've got Slifer and Obelisk, and I'm also working on a mean-ass Dragon Deck. All I need to do is get Upper Deck/Konami to release an English-language Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon...