Author Topic: What if zombies attacked? (Read 33560 times)

Anime man · « **on:** October 08, 2005, 06:21:20 pm »

I do not know if this has ever been posted before but if so
tell me what you all would do in case of a zombie outbrake.

Jehuty · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2005, 06:25:39 pm »

Well, like a city wide outbreak? Well, I'd find a mall and set up fort there. But before that, I would listen to the news on possible evacuation points then set off to find my friends. If they haven't been zombified yet. Of course, I would need a mean of transportation, so I would use my bike. Ride to my friends houses and find them. In a zombie infested city, allies are essential. So, we ride to the nearest mall. We would stay there until we can think up another plan.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2005, 06:36:48 pm »

I'd probably be something like this.

the_broom · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2005, 06:40:02 pm »

2 uzi's + lots of bullets + safe Kary = happy Broom

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2005, 06:41:07 pm »

Off topic, but if vampires attacked, I'd get someone to bless an olympic sized swimming pool for me. Holy water fro teh win.

the_broom · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2005, 06:54:09 pm »

And the fact that they can fly....

Crystalman · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2005, 07:08:23 pm »

Id pull a "Shaun" and stay at the nearest pub. They got the greatest roasted peanuts, video games, pool, and BEER. (If I ever drank it.)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2005, 07:17:29 pm »

Quote from: "Crystalman"

Id pull a "Shaun" and stay at the nearest pub. They got the greatest roasted peanuts, video games, pool, and BEER. (If I ever drank it.)

Best movie ever.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2005, 09:07:32 pm »

I'd eat them.

Razel · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2005, 10:49:52 pm »

Id go Alcurd on there asses.

RetroJape · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2005, 11:37:59 pm »

I'd take a huge dump, then run around in cicles.

Jehuty · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2005, 12:50:11 am »

Quote from: "Razel"

Id go Alcurd on there asses.

Of course. But where would you get the Belmont whip?

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2005, 01:58:46 am »

I would go insane, and probebly try to kill everyone, thinking that they were all zombies out to get me, even the ones who weren't zombies.

Thanks Lazlo, you saved me from actually having to do anywork.

Razel · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2005, 11:13:37 am »

Jehuty, Alcurd isnt a Belmont, he can use what ever freaking weapon he wants.

RetroJape · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2005, 11:55:53 am »

Quote from: "Razel"

Jehuty, Alcurd isnt a Belmont, he can use what ever freaking weapon he wants.

It's spelled Alucard actually lol, not "alcurd".. it's "dracula" backwards.