The only reason why I like McDonalds is cause one can add the word "death" to any of their products, and it would be true.
"Mmm, these deaststicks taste pretty good."
"What are talking about? They taste like salty aweful."
"...Your right, but this Bigdeath is pretty good. I especialy like how its on a deathseed bun."
"Mmmm, deathseed"