If I may make some ammendments, though?
CJMErl / Yami CJMErl: CJMErl is a good guy, currently enrolled in college. Although a "loser" in every sense of the word, he's more fun than you can shake a stick at. Yami is CJMErl's "evil" half. His interests include violence and naked boobies.
Crystalman: Proclaimed by Kary to be the second sexiest TPH member. Much of Crystalman is an enigma, but you can be certain that his posts are worth reading.
Faris: Since coming to TPH her life has been in a state of constant change. Straight, lesbian, bi. Apparently makes very good cookie-like doohickers. [Note: Is with Lazlo Falconi]
Herb: One of the first three people on TPH to stay after joinging. [after Protoman and Bladegash] He makes a good hostage. Has recently been attending TPH less due to spammage. [Note: Has an actual girlfriend in real life =O]
Lazlo Falconi: The one of influence, the one of random, the one of MSFT plugs, the one of uncoutnable attempts to get girls in bed(jokingly), and one of the most frequently beaten members (next to Trigger.) [note: is with Faris]
Razel: Has his own forum, VGC, and is a person that is quite on top of gaming news. Diehard Legend of Zelda fanboy. Actually knows Jehuty in the real world.