Here, everyone that wants to and is un-lazy enough to do it, can write a description of the memebrs of TPH, however they feel they should, and who they should. Maybe in the end, we'll make a swiftionary-esque thing on everyone's definitions.
I shall do mine in alphabetical order.
Antha: An awesome person indeed, she is into drama, musicals, performances, Swift, RPG's, Role-playing, and just a good, wholesome chat on MSN. She ahs teh unique ability to keep TPH entertained through non-pornographic means. (unheard of!) [note: Is with Swiftman]
Bladegash: Hands down, unanimous vote, total truth, funniest and most awesome mod EVER. Has a way of doing so much with but a few words and actions.
Broadus: Wherever he went, he was great. Could find things that I never would have found, even after eyars of searching, he found something in less than a week. He hasn't come back again...
Buraquina: Another awesome person that doesn't show up enough. I'm positive she had a fetish for salmon... *shot* [note: is with Clest, aka Robot Knight Crystal]
CJMErl / Yami CJMErl: A little odd, but who on TPH isn't in their own way? CJMerl's way of oddity is to be a multiple personality disorder, in the way of multi-person posting. But he's more than welcome here, where odd people are found in large quantities.
Crystalman: Proclaimed by Kary to be the second sexiest TPH member. [next to Broom, for obvious reasons] Anything more is lost to me at the moment.... (may edit later)]
Draconis: n00b pwn3r extraordinaire, and also is dubbed RandompictureMan. Has an image for any occasion that may arise, and is always ready to pwn a n00b into the next parallel universe.
Endtype9: *entry censored due to over cussing*
Faris: Used to be straight, then turned into a lesbian, then went bi. Has undergone so much change it's uncanny, yet she's still great, has a good personality, nad makes these little cookie things that are just deelish. [note: Is with Lazlo Falconi]
Firendestroy: One of the more entertaining members, even though he doesn't show up anymore. Good friend of Jehuty, him and FND can do a whole bunch of random, awesome crap.
Gemini man: Another member from the older days [pre-Lazlo] that really, really, REALLY liked Kirby Superstar music. He was... awesomeish. Never posted enough.
Herb: One of the first three people on TPH to stay after joinging. [after Protoman and Bladegash] He makes a good hostage.
Jehuty: A newer member in all rights and respects, yet still very awesome. Has wonderful flash skills, and is a sneaky little ninja.... Definetly a younger member, and has a fetish for Mac and his amth book. *shot*
Jody: One of 2 catgirls on TPH, and certaintly the most violent of the two. Has sigly skills like you wouldn't believe, and is just plain awesome. [note: is with Trigger]
Kagemitsu: Won't be appearing again. Ever, due to not being alive anymore. Was into Lacus, but that got messy....
Kary: The Violent Valkyrie. Can own pretty much anybody in any form of insult or RP fight. Not to be trifled with. AT ALL. [note: is with Broom]
Jv2K: The master of the Mighty Latino Powers. He is a lazy, jazz-lovin pirate. [that sentence is enough description. Heh.]
Kasai Falconi: A member of the infamous Falconi family. Has a natural ability to cause discord in the places she goes and people she talks to. [note: is kinda all over the place]
Kingspider: One of the Trinity of Evil, and by far the best one of the three, in all around respects. Has all sorts of awesome points,
Lacus: Slightly..... deceased. She was the adopted little sister of Swiftman, and a good friend before that. She lived happily til the end of her days. [was into laz, but then.... kind of went belly up]
Lazlo Falconi: The one of influence, the one of random, the one of MSFT plugs, the one of uncoutnable attempts to get Kary in bed, and one of the most frequently beaten members (next to Trigger.) [note: is with Faris]
Lord Atmo: He was member #100, so that warrants for something!
Maegra: A transfered member from Fantasyanime by Faris's actions, he is an excellent gif animator and Starsiege: Tribes plugger. Quite a member indeed...
Megakevinexe: Instantly recognizeable by the fact that he uses atleast smiley in about 98% of his posts. Gives the impression of being very young, though nothing is certain.
Minion: Very much certain teh youngest TPH member. He is but a little 12 year old, but his typing and grammar and spellling is far beyond his age. He also is quite handy in mechanics and electronics repair.
Mugenmidget: A mod on TPH, but is never around. Hasn't been here for a long, long time.........
Neocalculus: also known as Skullman X, Theres a Snake in My Boots, What is a Man, Larry Koopa, RotaryMotion Man and some others...... Most definetly the funniest member here *wishes to post a link ot his Wereduck sound file. ECKS EFFIN DEE that thing is.*
Neothe0ne: Another of TPH's co-conspirators. He can rip music from many, many games, quickly, efficiently, and is always willing to lend a helping hand to those who need it.
Peaches: Definetly the most Normal of TPH's members. He is very smart, plenty of common sense and has the Unconquerable Sig. Originally from Fantasy Anime.
Pirate Cortez: The most blameable member of all time. What to do when something goes wrong? BLAME CORTEZ! DAMN YOU CORTEZ! It's great, and he is pretty awesome for his age too. [is only 13]
Praxisilver: One of Jehuty's good friends in real life, like FND he is quite funny off and online, has a great rat-mace avatar and a simple text sig that is pretty funny.
Protoman: Protoman..... The simple utterance of this name brings many to their knee's. The master of all that is TPH, has an unfaliable reputation and his only flaw is that he's not online enough. He can rip music from nearly any game he wishes, has teh skills AND equipment to do it, but is very busy with things (probably has a 'real' life)
Razel: Has his own forum, VGC, and is a person that is quite on top of gaming news. Diehard Legend of Zelda fanboy.
Red Scarlet: Dial up hater #1! *shot* Scarlet has an oversized sig and avatar, and it is unknown whether Scarlet is male or female....
RetroJape: A very well liked member, Retro can pwn a n00b with but one sentence, and pwn them good. Happens to live very close to SuperYoshi, and SY didn't even tell Retro about TPH either....
RobotKnight Crystal: Also known as Clest Elnith, RobotKnight Crystal is working on an RPG project that has many fresh and untried idea's being implemented into it, and it's turning out great so far. [note: is with Buraquina]
Sophih: TPH's first catgirl. Was with Swiftman for a time, then through extensive circumstances is now a lesbian. (and openly admitted it too.)
Superyoshi: The only member that hasn't given off the slightest bit impression of being a nard. One of the original members here [first 10 to stay] and gives an aura of intelligence, solid tastes, and un-nardiness.
the_broom: The only, repeat, ONLY one to ever openly insult Kary and made through it unscathed. Why? Because he and Kary are in love, so she doesn't want to hurt him in any way or form. [apparently, is with Kary]
Tiamat: The only member ever to own bladegash. His poking prestige was unrivaled by all. Sadly, only made 5 posts, and hasn't been seen since, but is always remembered, at least in the eyes of Swiftman.
Tiger: A dearly missed unknown whereabouts member. He was most likely the only married TPH member, and he ran a shop that had EVERYTHING, and it spanned the galaxy. Made posts with so much style and awesomeness that he was instantly likeable. *trademark Tiger sunglasses flash*
TPHPlease: A regular little fucktard. Openly insulted TPH and it's members, simply because TPH was bittorrent only now.
Trigger: Another one of the original members [first 10 to stay] and has apparently left the folds of TPH for a while. Has a knack for dancing to cheesy techno, previously with catgirls, now with Jody. Also known as The Sasquatch, Drifter, DriftingTrigger and OmegaXeye (something like that) and many other nicknames that are lost in the anals of history. [note: is with Jody]
Twinkle Toes: An alternate allsigna nd account fro Trigger, used to bring a piece of harsh truth to Swiftman's eyes, and succeeded.
Yaminomalex: Yaminomalex, complainer and spammer extraordinaire with the 3 sigs! [that would be insulting if he was a girl.]
