A long time ago, in the darkest reaches of ancient china there lived a wiseman named Mittens. Mittens was the leader of a band of midget accrobats, they worked hard mining sulfer in the sulfer mines of Ganish. But this story does not start with the seven midget accrobats.... no... it starts with a stupid girl, named Snow White.
Snow White was a spoiled brat who was always making demands. She was the princess of the global empire started by George Washington in 11bc. It was durring this time that she pissed off a crazy witch who liked to talk to herself in a mirror, so the witch plotted and planned for the day when she can get back at Ms.White for insulting her.
1 year later she was able to get her chance as Snow White was passing by, the witch dressed up as a man named Floyd and decided she would poison the princess with a magic apple that would put her into a comma until she was awoken by the kiss from a really tall man(who were very uncommon in those days, since people were shorter). So when Snow saw "Floyd" offer her the apple she thought nothing of it, after all, she was uneducated and naturally stupid. So she took and ate the apple from the person she never met, and then she fell into a deep sleep. The witch then hid her in the sulfer mines of Ganish, which is where the seven midget accrobats come in.
They where doing backflips and stuff, mining the vast caverns when they heard a loud "thud!". They all checked out the body... they all looked in wonder, "why had someone killed this hot chick" they thought, so Mittens came and investigated the body. "She is not dead" he said, "she is just in a magic comma", The team of 7 all had sad looks on their faces so they decided to take her to their home where she could spend the rest of her sleep. When they got there Mittens looked at the others and then said "You know what this means right?", they all spoke at once "yea... SCORE!"
And so the midget accrobats were never lonley again... The end.
