Are we men? Bah, you're guys. Guys is such a better word than men. Cuz' men is like.. old men.. with stubble and wrinkley skin..
Also, I as a girl refuse to be included in the question "Are we kids? Or ARE WE MEN??!!!".
And after the n00b attacks we've been getting, no guests can be trusted. And we're not 'scared', we're just like ZOMG A GUEST ATTACK HIM!!. That's not scared. That's just being awesome. And guests suck. They should just register. And then we can have the security of knowing the population on TPH just went up by one.
In summary:
Your lessons suck.