Author Topic: The War of TPH (Read 223069 times)

Swiftman · « **Reply #195 on:** September 21, 2005, 08:25:51 pm »

Swift, still looking out of his office window, saw a Jehuty mech float by, comepletely inert and limp.

"I dunno, Jehuty.... You seem pretty beat to me."

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #196 on:** September 21, 2005, 08:33:32 pm »

"Master Skull, the new Narcissa is complete."

"NARCISSA X?"

"Yes sir, care to give it a try?"

"BUT OF COURSE."

The ghastly shadow of Skull fades out and reappears in a dark room, nothing is seen at all.

"EXCELLENT! I LOVE IT!!!"

One green flash later, and there appeard a strange 9ft tall black battle mech next to Swift.

"Wassup man?"

Swiftman · « **Reply #197 on:** September 21, 2005, 08:51:13 pm »

Swift had long since satten down, so he swiveled his chair to face Skull.

He was totally unarmoured, wearing only his normal Pyro-GX pilot outfit, which always was extremely comfortable.

"I'm doing fine, Skull. Nice mech, by the way. Is it new?"

"Yup, this is the Narcissa X. A fine little machine. There are some rather interesting new features that you might be impressed with. Care to help me break it in?"

"I would, if I weren't in just this pilot outfit. I think they...." Swift pointed his finger in an arc around the room. Suddenly nearly a dozen Exo Suit armoured soldiers came out from the shadows of the dimly lit room. "Will be more than willing."

"Sweet, lets fight."

Jody · « **Reply #198 on:** September 21, 2005, 08:53:07 pm »

*Makes an appearance*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #199 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:02:21 pm »

The nine foot tall mech lifts up off of the ground, raising all 6 of its arms in a combat ready position.

"Now don't cry when you lose."

Skull teleports forward and right behind one Exo Suit soldier. In a quick move, he picks it up and lobs it at another, at the same time, he picks up another Exo Suit soldier, crushes its hands, and smashes it to the ground.

"This is too easy."

A soldier comes up behind and grabs a hold of Narcissa's right wing and begins to pummel Skull in the back, then holds on and electricutes the body.

"AUGH!!"

"Sir, I have the beast right where I...AUGH!!!!!"

The current flows back into the Exo Suit, electrocuting the soldier, who falls down dead on the floor.

"I didn't want to do that, but he left me no choice. DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!"

Skull then turns to the rest of the soldiers and defeats them one by one with increadable speed and power.

"Is that the best you have to offer Swift? That wasn't much of a fight."

Swiftman · « **Reply #200 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:27:21 pm »

"Please, Skull. My best? I always save it for last, you know." Swift gave a harsh whistle.

Suddenly 5 Minion Exo Suits dropped from the roof.

They all spoke in perfect unison, all in a harsh voice. "6 arms? You hack off."

Swift laughed. "As you can see, these are all the same Minion suits. Which one holds the real Minion, however? If you get lucky, you defeat them all in one fell swoop." Swift cackled. "ATTACK!"

All 5 of the suits charged forwards with severe speed, greater than expected of before.

Skull swung an arma nd it contacted with the head of one Minion, sending it flying for the wall. The other 4, however, reached Skull and they all started to punch at super rapid speeds, making a punch on Skull's Narcissa every .005 seconds. They knew full well of the counter blast energy he had, and so they stuck to just plain punches. Not that they weren't effective, though.

"GRAH!" Skull yelled and fired off a pulse of energy from his Narcissa X, sending all Minion's in all direcitons. One headed straight for the office window....

The Exo Suit made a loud thunk as it hit the Isoglass. Swift used his sleeve and wiped a little grime off it where the Minion hit.

"They're all knocked out, Swift." Skull spoke. "I beat them all."

Suddenly all five jumped up in a backflip and charged for Skull again.

Swift laughed. "You think the last Minion is in the room? HA HA! I'm better than THAT, Skull!"

Swift could not help but laugh as the Minion's pummeled the Narcissa X, and Skull didn't notice as Swift sunk into the shadows....

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #201 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:41:14 pm »

"Why you!!"

In frustration, Skull grabbed one of the Minions, head butted it, creating a small hole in its armor, where he then focused a charged beam of electricity inside, making that Minion go unconcious. Skull let go and the exo armor slumped to the floor.

"WHERE ARE YOU MINION!!!"

:arrow: "Come on Skull, its a game, I can't tell you where I'm at."

"Then I'll have to destroy each and everyone of you. One down, 4 more to go."

Skull teleported to the other side of the room inorder to catch a breather from the constant pummeling. This is nuts. Where does he get the money for this kind of technology? But before he could think more on this, the Minions were all over Skull again, beating him almost to an inch of his after-life.

"Enough I say!"

Skull used four of his arms to pick up the Minions, then proceeded with beating each of them in the back with his two free arms. The punches hit with increadable speed and power.

"YOU. WILL. NOT. MAKE. A. FOOL. OF. ME. THIS. TIME!!!!"

Skull then brought his four arms together, smashing the minions together, and continued to do that a few dozon times.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH? HOW DO YOU F*****G LIKE IT?"

The beaten and battered Minions then are thrown into a pile in the corner. All have lost consciousness.

"Okay Swift, now....Swift? Where did ya go?"

KingSpider · « **Reply #202 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:45:22 pm »

And as soon as Swift receded into the shadows, he was spotted by KS, who instantly fired 3 battalions of meteors at Swift's ship.

"Thought I was out of the game eh? Well I got another question for you: Are you a bad enough dude to save the Pyro-GX from the combined forces against you?"

Jody · « **Reply #203 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:48:32 pm »

*Stands in the middle of the battle field, seeing what'll happen just to be an ass*

Jehuty · « **Reply #204 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:50:24 pm »

I shall now defeat you with this.

KingSpider · « **Reply #205 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:51:56 pm »

Jehuty, I am immune to all forms of photo editing.

NYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYA-*shot*

Jody · « **Reply #206 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:54:00 pm »

*Is still standing in the middle of the battle field to see if someone'll hit me*

Swiftman · « **Reply #207 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:55:08 pm »

The room Skull was standing in was completely empty.

Suddenly huge metalic walls crashed in on the walls and roof, seealing Skull in a tight box.

A voice boomed into the chamber. "Don't bother pounding your way out, Skull. Neutronium walls and all."

"DAMN YOU SWIFT!" Skull bashed the walls anyways. They jsut shook the room violently, so he fired every weapon in his arsenal at the walls, but they just reflected off and back to him.

The voice was just a recording however....

Swift was staring Kingspider in the face in a dark hallway.

"Well? Answer my question." KS said menacingly.

"Damn straight."

Swift pulled out a plasma pistol from his armpit and fired a heavy blast at KS. He knew it wouldn't hurt him at all much, but it sent him flying anyways.

Using his swiftacular speed, Swift ran for the docking bay where he saw 3 meteors heading straight for his Pyro-GX.

Swift pulled out a remote and pressed a button. The Pyro-GX instantly lifted form the ground and flew to Swift, well out of the way of the meteors for the moment.

Swift hopped in and blasted off.

"ASTEROID BUSTIN TIME!" Swift yelled and readied his lasers to destroy the incoming meteors.

KingSpider · « **Reply #208 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:55:16 pm »

*presses random object button and a banjo falls two millimters from where Jody stands*

Curses..so close...

Jody · « **Reply #209 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:56:39 pm »

*Looks over and beats the shit out of Banjo*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!

*Waits to see if Skull or Swift'll hit me*