Author Topic: The War of TPH (Read 215221 times)

Jehuty · « **Reply #165 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:45:15 pm »

No matter, it's time to destroy, Swift and all of his teammates!!! *Cue theme music*

Swiftman · « **Reply #166 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:46:55 pm »

"WHAT TEAMATES!?" Swift yelled in a Ralcom connection to jehuty in the Jehuty. "I'm fighting all friggin alone! B'sides me and my awesome gadgets, I'm outnumbered massively! How I'm owning you as well as I am is a wonder indeed!"

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #167 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:47:46 pm »

u_u

"Dammit. WHY CAN'T YOU WORK BETTER NARCISSA?" *teleports the Narcissa back to the Ethereal Plane and is now floating all alone in space*

"Well, at least this will be interesting."

Jehuty · « **Reply #168 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:54:30 pm »

*sigh* It's obvious we can't do anything to Swift in our current condition. We need an alliance with Lazlo in order to win.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #169 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:57:19 pm »

OR!!! We could destroy Lazlo, take everything he has, and use it on Swift!!!

Swiftman · « **Reply #170 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:59:53 pm »

[DAMMIT! I fear posting cuz we all make different posts at once!]

Swift fired a couple missiles and Phoenix cannon shots at Skull, but he knew Skull would teleport to avoid the shots.

"Hmm.... I'll have to attach my Priv mod attachment...." He opened up the Ralcom connection. "MINION! I need my Priv mod attachment!"

"Yessir! Having trouble, are you?"

"It's 3 on 1. Hush, you."

"Fine, it's sent."

A little attachment attached itself on the roof of the Pyro-GX, featuring a 3-hole missile launcher.

"WHOOHOO! Prepare for ownage, bitches!"

Swift moved his Pyro-GX in the direction of Skull's body. Then Swift pressed the L button on his keyboard.

"Heh.... Image Recognition missiles. No teleporting can help you now."

With a kickass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound, two IR missiles were fired at Skull's body. He teleported to another spot, but the missiles turned and headed swiftly for Skull again.

"OH NOEZ!" Skull said as the missiles hit.

Jehuty · « **Reply #171 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:04:49 am »

*Jehuty clones come out and hug Swift, then shortly thereafter self-destruct*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #172 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:06:59 am »

"OH NOEZ!" *fool, now maybe the drama will distract him*

Skull fires a sudden wave of unholy energy at the missles, destroying them before they could hit, then before the blast could hit him, Skull erected a barrier aroud himself, protecting him from harm.

"Phew, okay, that was rough. But how do you like this?"

Skull snaps his fingers, and for a moment, silence.

Swift, grinning slighty, "Ha! Seems like your out of juice."

*grumbles*"Shut up. WELL SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST!!!"

Swiftman · « **Reply #173 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:13:16 am »

Pyro-GX shields reduced from 100 50.

"Oh, MINION! I don't suppose you have spare shield energies around, do you?"

"Yep, I do indeed. With everyone focused on the Pyro-GX, McQuarrie is making record time repairs."

"Good to hear. I now need osme help. Gimme..... 7 shield chargers."

"Got it. Sending the Guidebot out after you."

A little 3-triangle portion'd robot flew from a spot on McQuarrie and went to the Pyro-GX, carrying 7 shield chargers with it.

Pyro-GX shields increased from 50 to 168.

"Whoo hoo! YES!"

With a vicarious push of an afterburn button, Swift flew back tot eh Jehuty battle.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #174 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:20:42 am »

"Souls, I need souls. I KNOW!!! kekekekekkekekekek!"

Skull teleports back aboard the McQuarrie, right behind Minion.

"Hello Minion, I hope you don't mind....BUT GIMME JOOR SOUL!!!!"

Swiftman · « **Reply #175 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:31:56 am »

:arrow: "I think not. DEFENSE SHROUD!"

Little did Skull know that Minion was wearing a multi armed, multi fingered Exo Suit. He dashed forward to Skull, MMX style, while activiating a violent electrical field and tackling Skull, sending Skull flying through the walls and stopping after hitting a toilet.

"Uh.... Ow." Skull shook his head and looked up.

Minion was already on top of Skull, all 6 arms ready to fight with.

Minion raised 2 open palms, and bolts of energy fired from them, ice blue in color. They struck Skull's body, causing him to lift up a few inches in severe output of energy.

Min stopped the firing, then raised 2 other hands and fired bright red-orange beams. They burned and singed and fried Skull's body, but Minion stopped firing beams after a few seconds and lowered all his arms.

:arrow: "Had enough yet?"

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #176 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:43:36 am »

"....yes." *poof*

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! Jeez, this is insane, I'll need to get my souls elsewhere....TO EARTH!!!!"

Skull teleports back to the peachified earth to try and find some souls, after some hard looking, a couple of nice and juicy ones were found.

"Good, now everything seems to be in tip top order, its time to go back to work!!"

*teleports back to the battle*

Swiftman · « **Reply #177 on:** September 21, 2005, 12:58:23 am »

By this time when Skull got back, Minion had summoned up a couple other Exo Suit armed subordinates, all 7 of them ready for battle, with Minion facing Skull, making a total of 8 armoured and armed people.

:arrow: "Well, Skull. Are you ready?" He punched all 3 of his palms at once, totally simultaneously, making a loud, singular bang noise.

The other underlings, all in huge, burly exo Suits, quite unlike Minion's sleek, skinny one, followed suit. The folowing sounds of 7 fists punching each other's palms made for quite a display.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #178 on:** September 21, 2005, 01:00:12 am »

"SCREW THIS MAN!!!!"

*teleports back into space with Jehuty and blackhawk*

So, what did I miss?

Swiftman · « **Reply #179 on:** September 21, 2005, 01:11:03 am »

Skull returned to see the jehuty relatively beaten and Blackhawk a bleeding mess floating in space.

Swift looked to Skull. "What? I know i was a little harsh, but I know they'll pull something out of their ass to counter me."