Author Topic: The War of TPH (Read 215229 times)

blackhawk · « **Reply #150 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:31:51 pm »

ha but he forgot i planted a secret mine under his seat!

*detonates mine with evil laughter*

*Swifts bloody face has no life left and is now hanging from his neck uselessly*

Jehuty · « **Reply #151 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:33:38 pm »

*Team Disaster's theme song starts playing*

We don't give up so easily, Swift. *fires an ARM Cannon at Swift*

Bang....... you're dead.

Swiftman · « **Reply #152 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:33:40 pm »

Too bad Blackhawk blew up Manny, the accountant in the South side.

Pyro-GX shields reduced from 200 to 180.

"That all ya got, Jehuty!? Pitiful."

blackhawk · « **Reply #153 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:35:10 pm »

WHAT!!!!

*bangs head again and again against wall groaning*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #154 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:35:56 pm »

"Geeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"

The increadable amount of damage caused Skull's body to instantly vaporize, leaving nothing but a trail of ash floating through space. The Flood, now a swarm of scittering basketball sized squids leaped into the air, trying to latch onto the Pyro-GX, but most just explode on contact.

"YOU IDIOT!!! YOU BLEW ME UP!!! CURSE YOU!!!"

A flash and Narcissa MK 2 reappears.

"THIS TIME, ITS PERSONAL!!!"

The vapors swirl around Narcissa and crawl inside the cabin. They then rematerialze as Skull, appearing to be unharmed.

"That was most unexpected Swift. Most unexpected indeed. BUT ITS NOT OVER YET!!!"

Narcissa rushes towards the Pyro-GX. Swift attempts to avaide, but Narcissa's upgrades has made her several times faster than before, almost as hast as the Pyro-GX itself. Narcissa swings, and hits the side, causing the Pyro-GX to go into a summersault.

"Howzabbout them apples?"

blackhawk · « **Reply #155 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:36:17 pm »

but wait,!

*launches an unstopable EMP at you sheild generator*

your sheilds are now 100!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #156 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:37:03 pm »

YOU IDIOT!! I'M UP THERE TOO!!! AND I'M IN MY BATTLE MECH!!! AUGH JEEZ!!! THE POWER IS OUT!!

blackhawk · « **Reply #157 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:37:40 pm »

but you cant die! oh wait you in a battle mech! darn. oh well.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #158 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:38:25 pm »

"BUT MY BATTLE MECH CAN!!!!"

blackhawk · « **Reply #159 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:39:42 pm »

*goes to base thinking very hard of a new plan*

jehuty where are you?

Jehuty · « **Reply #160 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:42:07 pm »

I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #161 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:42:16 pm »

*floating in space*

Its sooo cold and lonely here.

Well..if you'd take a look...Pyro-GX is still here. How do we beat it?

Jehuty · « **Reply #162 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:42:37 pm »

Quote from: "Jehuty"

I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*

I've already powered you up, Skull. *Punches Swift with all his might and manages to knock him back, making him crash into the "Outlaw Star." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *fires charge shot*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #163 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:43:36 pm »

Quote from: "Jehuty"

Quote from: "Jehuty"
I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*

(We posted at the same time -__-)

Swiftman · « **Reply #164 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:44:36 pm »

-_-;; Blackhawk, what are you using to fitght with, anyways? you're just making up random crap, it seems. And EMP's can't be used by BOTH sides, since it'd be massilvely unfair for me, since It's only me against you 3! GRAH! [and McQuarrie and Minion don't count as teamates! They dont' fight!]

Pyro-GX shields reduced from 100 to 70.

"Shock absorbers, ya know, Skull. Almost no effect, even from something that big."

Swift righted the Pyro-GX andafterburned to behind it. He fired blast after blast from his Phoenix cannons into the thruster ports, doing massive damage to theundead soul power of the Narcissa.

"Mercury missile!" Swift fired several said missiles. The hot, sticky goop splooged all over the thrusters, then hardened to indestructable metal in the absolute zero cold of space, rendering all movement of the Narcissa impossible.

"Don't worry, Skull! I'll catch ya when you get to Jupiter!" with that Swift snickered, then returned to battle Jehuty.