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jv2k

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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2005, 02:14:10 pm »
I'll help lazlo, he made me an admin on romsource!
*PULLS OUT JILL*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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Pirate Cortez

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2005, 02:24:57 pm »
*Creates 500000000000000000000000000 Cortez clones*

Die.

*Is now humping Lazlo's sister*
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Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2005, 02:27:10 pm »
Man, Cortez, you reall need a girlfriend. *Doesn't need to hurt you because the words sting with truth*
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jv2k

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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2005, 02:27:47 pm »
*shoots them all with a machine gun*
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2005, 02:28:35 pm »
..........I have one. I never showed her TPH, thats all.

*Cortez clones murder Lazlo with the might of a million stingy knights, I mean pirates*
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Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2005, 02:30:20 pm »
Lies. *Isn't really Lazlo, just a hologram to lure you into a bomb so all your clones die*
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Pirate Cortez

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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2005, 02:31:10 pm »
*Creates 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Cortez clones*
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jv2k

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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2005, 02:32:04 pm »
You should hump lazlos mom instead, thats more personal...
<_<
*stabs cortez and then swift*
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
JOIN THE SITE OR PONIES WILL EAT YOUR FLESH!!

Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2005, 02:33:47 pm »
*Backhands Cortez so hard his clones die*
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Pirate Cortez

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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2005, 03:24:40 pm »
!@#$.
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Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2005, 03:27:51 pm »
Soon to be a major motion picture!

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jv2k

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« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2005, 03:32:08 pm »
q-bert!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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Pirate Cortez

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« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2005, 03:37:20 pm »
*Attempts to say every curse word known to man*
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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2005, 03:40:10 pm »
*Creates a 7 mile bitch slapping machine of clones to teach Cortez how to use clones correctly*
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Pirate Cortez

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« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2005, 03:50:14 pm »
*Kills censor*

SHIT SHIT SHIT!

At least I'm in a room whose walls and door are impervious to ALL attacks. Even those cheaply made in 5 seconds.
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