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Jehuty

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« Reply #120 on: September 20, 2005, 11:04:39 pm »
LOOK A BOX!!!

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« Reply #121 on: September 20, 2005, 11:05:35 pm »
The burst of energy ripped all the way through the South side office.

"OUCH! Minion, how is the damage?"

"Not good. All our organization offices are toast."

"They were kind of optional anyways. Seal it up and get that mech taken down! I don't care what happens to McQuarrie!"

"Yessir!" And the Ralcom ended.

Swift turned back to Skull. "I don't suppose we could hold this of til later, can we?"

The Ralcom burst again. "Now some wierd Agent things got in. What do we do with them?"

"I don't care! Get rid of them with Irradiate for now! We have too many things to worry about!"

"Yessir!"

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« Reply #122 on: September 20, 2005, 11:08:01 pm »
*looks out into the vacuum of space for a moment*

What the hell?  HEY!!!  JEHUTY!!!  I'M IN HERE YOU FOOL!!  OOOF.  *gits hit by some of the bullets*

"Ow, that hurt."

*Now floating in space*

Well, this should be interesting.  *Summons a strange squid like creature*  Behold, this is a little friend of mine.  And there are more like him.  He is a Flood.  Perhaps you heard of them?  Yes?  No?  Well, they are a type of plant, that can survive the vacuum of space.  They feed off of the flesh of living creatures, such as yourself, but you seem to be well armored....but are you friends?

*Flood begin appearing all over the colony*

Oh, I forgot to mention.  These little buggers latch onto a host, and turn them into zombies....enjoy!  KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!
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Jehuty

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« Reply #123 on: September 20, 2005, 11:09:37 pm »
*Charges the base and enters by breaking the glass windows* Time to party. But first *vaporizes Peaches's box* KTHXBAI!!! Oh, sorry Skull. Didn't see you there.

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« Reply #124 on: September 20, 2005, 11:11:15 pm »

*Flees upon seeing the FLood and seeing my utterly invincilbe box shattered by a vaporizor mabob.*
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« Reply #125 on: September 20, 2005, 11:13:12 pm »
*launches a secret nuke at swifts base while the sheilds are down*


can a base take that????
....do or not, there is no try...." Yoda

Jehuty

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« Reply #126 on: September 20, 2005, 11:13:39 pm »
*laughs maniacally as the Flood invade the base* HAHAHAhAHA!!! Now, onward!!! We do not rest until the Swift menace is terminated!!! Then, it's Lazlo's turn.

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« Reply #127 on: September 20, 2005, 11:14:11 pm »
*sees the warhead*
0_0

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE??  I'M ABOARD THIS SPACE STATION YOU IDIOTS!!!!
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« Reply #128 on: September 20, 2005, 11:15:22 pm »
*nuke finds out swiftman only*

there now your not gong to die!
....do or not, there is no try...." Yoda

Peaches

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« Reply #129 on: September 20, 2005, 11:16:09 pm »
*releases a virus that can incapacitate the flood upon seeing the carnage caused*

"You don't deserve to live"

*Sits back in my mystery ship that has yet to be uncloaked in a position much like my avatar*

edit: *laughs at the archaic nuke as it fizzles out*

" a dud"
*sips on some root beer*

*belches*
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« Reply #130 on: September 20, 2005, 11:18:16 pm »
I cannot die.  My theme song is ata high enough frequency that playing it would cause you to crumple on the floor in pain.  It was banned after the last forum war.

edit: what the duece.  where'd the last post go?

double edit:  O.o
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« Reply #131 on: September 20, 2005, 11:18:24 pm »
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
*sees the warhead*
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WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE??  I'M ABOARD THIS SPACE STATION YOU IDIOTS!!!!


But you're dead, Skull. That's our team advantage. We can attack our enemies without killing you. That and our theme song backs us up.

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« Reply #132 on: September 20, 2005, 11:18:58 pm »
True very true!


*nuke slaughters swifman*
....do or not, there is no try...." Yoda

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« Reply #133 on: September 20, 2005, 11:19:26 pm »
Oh right...the song.


*rocks out to the song while waiting for Swift to do something.*

The Nuke was dud...sorry man.  Thanks though.
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Jehuty

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« Reply #134 on: September 20, 2005, 11:20:30 pm »
zOMG!!! ATTACK ATTACK!!!! Now, there is only one person I need to find here. *jumps out of Jehuty mech and draws beamsword* *starts seeking Swift's main office*