Author Topic: The War of TPH (Read 215258 times)

Peaches · « **Reply #105 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:31:21 pm »

*With all alliances crushed I attempt to nuke the earth with a giant peach scented bomb*

KingSpider · « **Reply #106 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:32:02 pm »

*sends out a mockingbird against Swift*

that oughtta keep him occupied for a while...

*Fires a cure for smallpox at Skull*

Jehuty · « **Reply #107 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:32:50 pm »

Alliances crushed? No alliances shall be crushed. Only one thing can beat Peaches.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #108 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:32:54 pm »

HOLY S**T!!! What will Team Disaster™ do now?

...Wait a minute...I know what I can do! *teleports inside the station, leaving Narcissa behind, who also teleports, but back into the ethereal plane.*

*Inside the base*

Okay, now what should I do? *starts to look around*

Jehuty · « **Reply #109 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:34:15 pm »

Meanwhile..... Jehuty is outside the base. JUSD DIE!!! *launches missiles at Swift's base*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #110 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:36:50 pm »

*Inside the base*

Wow, sure is empty here.

KingSpider · « **Reply #111 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:37:24 pm »

*by soem random coincidence the apple sign Jehuty posted warped KS into the building only to leave KS invincible and asleep*

Peaches · « **Reply #112 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:38:03 pm »

*constructs a monolith to stop the evils of apples*

Jehuty · « **Reply #113 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:38:19 pm »

*throws rocks at Swift's base, but since there is no gravity in space, the rocks harmlessly float in place* D'oh >_< Whatever. *continues blasting Swift's fortress*

Swiftman · « **Reply #114 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:43:49 pm »

Oh, did I forget to mention the missile launchers?

*uses electrical sensors to scan for the Jehuty mech, then fires several flash missiles at the Jehuty, revealing all cloaked figures [cuz that's what they do in Descent II, reveal invis enemies]*

*missiles do little damage to the awesome mech, but the plasma cannons and homing missile launchers do*

Give up, jehuty.

*gets up form chair, dons an Exo Suit and marches into the hallways*

*finds Skull patrolling*

"Out for a wee stroll, eh Skull?"

"Why yes, and its a lovely day too."

"Hard to tell, what with the Earth so far away and Peachized, ya know?"

"Peachizesd? I wouldn't know anything about that. But tell me, what is this wonderful bit o' technology you have here. Its quite impressive. I would like for you to tell me how to destroy it. It is rather troublesome in our world conquest."

"You mean McQuarrie or my Exo Suit? I'm afraid both are invinceable in these circumstances, since you sadly left your Narcissa in the Etheral Plane."

"Not now. Wouldn't be fair, since McQuarrie can't house mechs too well. Let's duke it out in here, shall we?"

"Yes, let's......"

Jehuty · « **Reply #115 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:51:26 pm »

*runs around while homing missiles chase Jehuty* HA!!! Kamikaze!!! *crashes into the Swift's space station on purpose, causing Jehuty to unleash loads of energy from it's body, destroying the space station's shields* But that was just a decoy.

*reveals true location* That's why I keep spare mechs.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #116 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:53:00 pm »

*rising slowly up from the ground, Skull's hands begin to crackle and burn a bright red color*

You metal suite seems tough, but how does it fair to this heat? *throws a giant fireball that ignites the Exo Suit in an unnatural flame*

Swiftman · « **Reply #117 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:58:33 pm »

"Huh?"

The floors of McQuarrie shook violently and a huge rumbling was heard.

Swift dashed away from Skull, taking little priority of him as he suddenly had a huge freaking mech smash through the floor of his base. He was protected from the vacuum of space by his Exo Suit, and he knew Skull would be unharmed by the lack of air. The vacuum also extinguished the flames that Skull had made.

"HOLY SPIT!" Swift called up on his ralcom. "Minion! Get a repair crew on the West side, NOW!"

The reply came swiftly, yet lazily. "Already done, Swift. He crashed into us only 4 seconds ago, ya know. You're tnoe the only swift one."

Swift sighed. "Fine. Just get it fixed before all of McQuarrie is in ruins!"

Swift turned back to Skull. "Let's dance, suckah."

Swift raised both his arms, brandishing twin Vulcan Cannons, and began to fire at the Lich mage while a simple metal frame was patched to the outside of McQuarrie to prevent any further air loss.

Swift's ralcom came to life. "Swift! The Jehuty mech stopped crashing around D-level, North side. What do we do?"

"MINION! I'm kinda busy! Keep it EMP'd and disabled until I get there, okay!?"

"Righto." And the Ralcom ended.

Jehuty · « **Reply #118 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:58:45 pm »

O_O WHOA!!!

Time to bring in Wild Arms firepower!!!

Let's see your space station handle that!!!

Peaches · « **Reply #119 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:02:48 pm »

Becomes a quintuple agent, by now not knowing what side I'm on. Amidst the Canadian quarrel and something in outer space I sneak into the only non-peach scented region available to my intelligence sources.
*Sneaks into Swift's base using the most advanced technology avaialbe.