Author Topic: The War of TPH (Read 223241 times)

Swiftman · « **on:** September 20, 2005, 07:43:51 am »

I hereby declare war.....

Swiftman vs. Lazlo Falconi!

[just a general RP fight, mainly between me an' Lazlo, but anyone can feel free to pop in and join]

Yahar! *swings a salmon at Lazlo's face*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2005, 08:06:46 am »

*Teams up with Swiftman*

Yar.

Swiftman · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2005, 08:14:30 am »

Hee hee! Excellent! *gives pirate a plank to smack people with* Go nuts!

*continues swinging at Lazlo with a salmon*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2005, 08:17:04 am »

*Shanks Lazlo and steals his sister*

Peaches · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:24:26 am »

*teams up with Lazlo*
]

Ha ha, I'm a rebel.

*Throws bratwurst at Swift*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2005, 10:37:15 am »

*Goes into parked Pyro-GX, goes into a room with a door impervious to weapons fire, and starts having sex with Lazlo's sister*

>_>

Don't worry, I outfitted the Pyro-GX to have ato-targeting turrets outside.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:04:49 am »

Eh, I'll join in I guess.

*Rides up in the newly repaired Narcissa*

*sigh* Well, GUMBOHA!!! *throws bowls of steaming hot shrimp gumbo at everyone*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:07:52 am »

*Is still in Pyro-GX*

*A turret targets NC and shoots him*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:34:09 am »

*the attack has no effect*

*turns towards Cortez*

DAMN YOU CORTEZ!!!! *fires more steaming hot gumbo*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2005, 11:35:54 am »

*Is in room in Pyro-Gx with a door that is impervious to all attacks including gumbo in the entrance*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2005, 01:03:03 pm »

*Avoids salmon but not by DOING A BARREL ROLL*
Wut.
*Uses a CD to reflect a non-lethal death ray at Swift*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2005, 02:02:45 pm »

*Turret shoots Lazlo in the ass*

ASS SHOT.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2005, 02:03:58 pm »

*Bullets ricochet off buns of steel back at Pirate Cortez*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2005, 02:06:33 pm »

*Is still in secret room in Pyro-GX, still having sex with Lazlo's sister*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2005, 02:13:18 pm »

*I don't care who you have sex with, as long as it's not me*