Lazlo's the best candidate, since my admin skills are totally terrible and awful, I wouldn't be able to do nothin.
Or you, Jehuty. You are kinda new, but you know the whole admin thing good, and you're into every single joke there is [plus you're quite neutral]
Or Superyoshi. He's online a lot, but just doesn't post, and.... well, he's not a nard. That oughta count for SOMEthing.