Ok, lemme be serious for a moment. Please leave, dammit. If you were on the forum I moderate, you don't want to know what we'd do, besides banning. We laugh at spammers like you. I don't know about anyone else, but I laugh at spammers. 'Specially emo spammers who think they're funny.
Get on AIM, by the way. I miss teh hawt secks we hda on teh internets ololoo