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Lazlo Falconi

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« on: September 10, 2005, 11:12:49 am »
So, last night I'm sitting in the break room with two new employees. I'm eating my meal, one of them is just sitting there, and the other's eating some beans or something. The guy who's just sitting there gets a phone call, and talks for a while, then he hangs up, the other guy says, "Man, you have just impressed the hell out of me."

"Oh, how'd I do that?" Said Phoney McGetsCalls.

"I have nobody to call me, I just got my phone for emergancies." We all laugh for a while, then go back to silence. After awhile, the phone guy gets another call, and walks out of the break room, talking about girlfriends and football and such. The other dude turns to me and says, "Man, that ain't cool. All I've got to look forward to is video games and sexy posters."

"Dude, don't worry about it," I say, "I don't even have the sexy posters."

We laugh for a minute, and he says, "Yeah, I don't either, I just threw that in there."
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2005, 11:27:40 am »
That guy sounds like me....
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2005, 11:33:21 am »
Do you have a job at Publix? Didn't think so.
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2005, 12:07:41 pm »
No, but I feel his pain....
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2005, 04:38:55 pm »
Hell yeah, I got sexy posters!! I rock!! w00t!!
























Jody count's as a sexy poster too, right? *shot*
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I'm just to damn 1337 for hell.

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2005, 05:58:26 pm »
As long as she's being sexy. WITH A GUN.
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2005, 06:01:18 pm »
Only if glue her to your wall.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2005, 06:02:10 pm »
Quote from: "jv2k"
Only if glue her to your wall.


At least it will give us leverage for when we're-*shot*

And the joke was, she's a poster, at forums. XP
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 06:35:47 pm »
Oh I get it, its a pun... thats actually fairly clever....
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2005, 10:20:52 pm »
Glued to a wall? No thanks. And I'm not a sexy poster, bastards. Curse you, curse you all.
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2005, 10:23:17 pm »
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Glued to a wall? No thanks. And I'm not a sexy poster, bastards. Curse you, curse you all.


You dance around on striper polls while wearing an orange bikini, what's not sexy about that? *tackle-huggles*
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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2005, 01:27:36 am »
When Swift does it. That's what's not sexy.
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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2005, 01:50:01 am »
That is true. My pecks aren't massive enough to make bikini's good looking.
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2005, 01:50:39 am »
ugh......
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2005, 01:51:04 am »
Don't worry, Jehuty, I just threw up, too.
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