Childhood horror stories

[Lazlo Falconi]

Make a thread on it, maybe.

This is a terrible thread that will only make all of us feel bad, but now I'm curious... If anyone else wants to share thier crap with us, go for it!

[Jody]

Childhood horror stories? My whole childhood is a horror story. -__-"

[Swiftman]

Devvie-poo? FUCK! My mom calls me that, and I FUCKING HATE IT! PLEASE, Don't call me that!


*coughs*

I have lived in the same house all my life. I'm fucking tired of it. 17 years, same walls, same land, not a damn thing different from that long ago.

I went to school in this crappy place called Clear Vista for ECS-3, then I got shipped to an even shittier place named Parkdale, a school for kids with 'special needs'. I didn't belong there. I was normal, I just moved too fast, dammit! I stayed there against my will til grade 6, then went back to Clear Vista for junior high.

During the time of my elementary life, the only person who could stand talking to me was Kary, and later on she learned that I could be hurt. This hurt me in more ways than physically. I thought she hurt me because she hated me. I really liked her as a friend, and I thought that she hated me, and thus I was sadder because of this.

But it perked up in Junior High, when she explained why she hurt me, then she laerned about 2x4's....

Anyways, in 7th grade I met Broom, and thus me and him and Kary started hanging out more and more, finally the two of them getting hitched in grade 10, the same year I met Kagemitsu. Also in grade 8, Garland joined the crew, and he had instant membership, since he's my cousin and all.....

Then once I hit high school, my childhood ended.

[Jehuty]

=c

[Peaches]

I'm scared of the dark.  Still am, but only indoors.

[Trigger]

I'm scared of the dark.  Still am, but only indoors.

Holy shit, looks like I'm not the only one.

As for childhood horrors, I won't allow the world to know anymore.

[Jody]

I'll get it out of you someday, Shnookems!!

Actually I think I already have. O.o

*Pulls Trigger away to have a discussion*

[Lazlo Falconi]

i was afraid of the dark, but now I just force myself to ignore sounsd I hear. I still can't take complete darkness. I just get an icky feeling when I can't see or hear anything.

Anyway... my childhood in a nutshell:

It all started some time in 1987, when Lazlo's parents decided to do it on the beach. Then, {Missing scene} Kasai was born, and she and Lazlo had many fun years together. It is rumoured that when they were children, Kasai would only talk to Lazlo, not even thier human meat-parents could get the girl to talk. {Scene missing} In 1994, things were rather well. Outside of school, Lazlo had one friend. That kid who's mom smoked pot. They used to hang out and watch Power Rangers together. Lazlo spent most of his free time playing Super Mario Bros. 3 and playing with the puppy, Goober. December of that same year marked much change. A new child was born, this one with many medical problems. Also, the family Falconi finally got a Super Nintendo. Lazlo wasted much of his life trying to beat Zelda.

Some time in probably May of that year, they moved to a place you've never heard of. Val Halla, or something. Maybe it was Punta Gorda. Times were boring. Lazlo started school in this new area, a very, very bad public school that left nothing but bad impressions on the youngsters. Not much is known of what happened to Kasai during this time.

Eventually, the young Lazlo met other kids in this area. The kids across the street who's parents smoked pot, the kid down the street who's parents and brother smoked pot, the list goes on. Actually, it doesn't, those were Lazlo's only friends at the time. Untill those other kids down the street moved in. They were rather awesome. It was about this time Lazlo learned the magic of things that weren't Super Nintendo. NES played a bigger part with games like Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 3, and Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt. SNES had also gaid more games for Lazlo, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario World, and Donkey Kong Country II. Some time around July, 1997, an fourth child is brought into the Falconi Family.

Enter the Parker
At some point between the years 1994 and 1997, Lazlo moved again. This time, back to the city it all started in. Kasai came too. At school, Lazlo met someone who would change the way Lazlo viewed friends for ever. His name was Michael Parker. Lazlo and Parker(Or Mike, as he was called back then) had known each other years ago. Eventually, Lazlo found his way to the Parker's house. Oh, so much time was wasted playing Pokemon and Super Mario RPG. Also, Castle of the Winds picked up popularity, too. Untill school let out, Lazlo and the Parker were always hanging out on weekends, and after school. During that summer, he would appear at Lazlo's house early in the morning, where the two (sometimes accompanied by Kasai) would watch cartoons in the morning, before setting out to find the next adventure. Things were good.

Before long, it was time for junior high. The Parker moved across the highway, where he and Lazlo spent less and less time hanging out. At school, they were rarely seen together (untill seventh grade, anyway) and most people were bored with thier lives.

Enter the Face Guy
Summer came, and the two spent much time together again. Nobody is quite sure what they did during these nights, but I'm sure it was something cool. School came back, with a vengance. Over the years, Lazlo had been slacking off in school. By this point his grades were barely passing. Bah, who cared. Lazlo and Parker had a class together. It was a study hall for retarded kids. The two were by no means slow, they were just extremely lazy when it came to schoolwork. During this time, the two spent the hours making drawings of the Epoch from Chrono Trigger, and making up maps for a dungeons and dragons like game. Then, something magical happened. Lazlo started drawing a comic. Drawn on one page of notebook paper, the comics weren't that great, and had bad art. This allowed for severl pages to be done in a day. Always a different joke. Things were cool. There was some kid in his math class who like the Face Guy comics. Let's call him Corey. He persauded Lazlo to draw them more often. During the next few years, Lazlo and the Parker would go to the schools Winter Dance to try to pick up chicks. They never succeeded. Ever.

Summer came, as it always does, and Parker got a new friend. Nobody knew how to react to this. Lazlo and Parker didn't do as much together, and Lazlo was starting to be emo for no reason.

The next school year broght a great difference for Lazlo. The first half of the year seemed rather boring and uneventful. Lazlo met no new faces that he cared about, and didn't do a whole lot of learning. In the second half of the year, is electives got switched. His first period was now art (score!), and his seventh (or sixth) was Home-Ec(Score again! You can't fail that class!...I thought). In both of those classes was Corey, who really got Lazlo back into that Face Guy thing. Also, an inside joke started between the two. Everything they drew/painted/scrawled/otherwise made in that art class had to have "EAT AT JOES" in it somewhere. Nobody is exactly sure why.

A newcomer. "John." Lazlo and John become good friends. They spent many weekends at each other's houses. This "John" became interested in the medieval fairs the Falconi's had been attending. Lazlo's first girlfiend was hanging around for about a month, then...

Connecticut
Lazlo's grandfather went on a trip to Connecticut. Lazlo came along to, just for the fun of it. No one is sure how long this trip lasted. Probably about a month. Lazlo spent most of his time playing his GameBoy Advance. When he got back, things were rather unchanged. This paragraph really didn't deserve a title.

High School
Time for ninth grade. This was Lazlo's second favorite year of school, due to the pure awesomeness it had. Lazlo and John started drawing more Face Guy comics than ever, Lazlo had quite a few friends (mostly goths and emo kids, for no reason other than they knew the best jokes).

Alabama
The next year was rather uneventful, other than Lazlo would have failed were it not for the fact that he was forced to drop out. Lazlo moved to Alabama for the father's job, and Lazlo got a GED, due to the facts that he'd be killed if he went to the public highschool (it's really that bad) and the Falconi's couldn't afford private school. Kasai stayed in Florida to finish school. The grandparents on thier father's side got a divorece, and Kasai stayed with the grandmother. (She was called Nana, Nina, Nan, Nin, or other things like that. Lazlo eventually started calling her the Great Nano, from Ed, Edd, and Eddy). Kasai and the Parker started dating. This was not pretty. Lazlo ignored it, because he really didn't care what they were doing. He was not happy, however, because Kasai and Parker turned against him. In a bad way. We're still not quite sure what happened there. They both broke up, and went hardcore emo. Parker met a new friend, Andrew, and he and Kasai hooked up. Later on, they broke up, and Lazlo moved back to Florida to live with the grandfather, "Papa." He spent much time hanging out with Andrew, who was a very fun person. The two reffered to each other as "my idiot friend," because whenever they were around each other, they just got downright retarded. Seriously, it was like they were stoned or something. Lazlo had a job at Burger King during this time, paying a whopping $6.00 an hour. Lazlo liked it because he got a discount on burgers, and free drinks. Lazlo's mother missed her children, so Kasai moved back to Alabama to be with her. Lazlo stayed in town for a while, but eventually gave in to his mother, who he missed (Yeah, I love my mom, wanna fight about it?). Lazlo quit Burger King (But still gets free drinks and fries whenever he visits) and went back to Alabama with a DS and a GameCube. He didn't mind leaving all his friends, but missed the freedom he had with his grandfather. "Where ya going, Laz?" "Don't know. I'll meet up with Andrew, and I might stay out... somewhere." "Okay. If you meet any brods wear a condom." Once in Alabama, Lazlo got a job at Publix Super Markets, who sapped his soul. He eventually found his way to TPH, and, you guys know the rest of the story (except the parts that haven't happened yet).

Wow. That story really didn't have to be that long, but I just didn't want to stop typing.

[Swiftman]

I don't know why, but I found large portions of that story hilairious. I love those kind of friends wher eyou can lose all manner of concious thought and still have a great time. [You should have seen it when me, broom Garland and kagemitsu got together with no girls and had a Genesis going. Oh, the shinanigins......]

[Bladegash]

Well, it's been a long time since I was a child, so I really don't remember much. >_<

[Yaminomalex]

Oh shit, my whole childhood is pretty fucked up thanks to my parents. They fucking  sold my Super Nintendo. D:<

They didn't get their stingy little hands on any of my games but those fucking bastards.


I just want to kill them so badly for that.

Other than than that, they cut my allowance when I was 11 so I just want to kill them even more


KILL KILL KILL DIE DIDED DIE JUSD DIE

[Lazlo Falconi]

Hey dude, Swift never had an allowance, and just last month all o fhis Super Nintendo gaems were stolen, along with his $1.25 life savings.

[jv2k]

I also have a fear of the dark....

[Lazlo Falconi]

Hurray! We're all dumbshits!

[Trigger]

I really don't fear the dark, just what I see in it.