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jv2k

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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2005, 11:26:59 am »
Computers don't have nads, they are all female!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2005, 11:35:59 am »
Nu-uh. How do you explain those long cables of theirs?

jv2k

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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2005, 12:48:55 pm »
Those cables aren't the computers, the cables are the male end, the computer is the female end. I read it in an instruction booklet....
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2005, 04:01:12 am »
God damnit, what the fuck is wrong with my dumbass retard of a computer? Every single time I try to update a program, it ends up not working! MSN, WinAmp, and now Gaim, the one thing I had left on this stupid machine that worked! I don't want to become someone afraid of new technology, but Jesus, every time I get something new my computer craps out on me! I think I just need to give it one good kick, but it'd probably get back at me by imploding or something... Ahh, what the hell, I hate it anyway.


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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2005, 08:00:42 am »
Like I always say: "If it ain' t broke, don't fix it." I COULD update to a new Winamp, but.... And a new MSN version. But.... They both work just fine. I don't see a point to updating them.

Sounds like Lazlo needs a new comp. One for him, the new one, and leave Kasai the old one. But can the Falconi's afford such a luxury?

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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2005, 09:33:17 am »
laz could. he has a job he could save up for a good one. me on the other hand...well...im lazy and dont want a job and i ask my mom to get one for my birthday/xmas seeing as how they are a week apart but noooooooo
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2005, 11:28:36 am »
The thing is, I'd have to buy all the components for a computer, and then, once I had spent $500+ on that, I get to drop another 2-300 dollars on a Windows installation disk! What a rip! Maybe I could do a free Linux distro, but I don't know the first thing about that...
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2005, 02:46:52 pm »
or you could just buy a computer from bestbuy or something.
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2005, 02:47:44 pm »
Yeah right, I'd have to format it anyway to get rid of all the spyware that comes on those things anyway!
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2005, 02:53:19 pm »
So it'd still be easier.
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2005, 11:13:17 pm »
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2005, 11:36:20 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Yeah right, I'd have to format it anyway to get rid of all the spyware that comes on those things anyway!
  We sure don't get those on a Mac.

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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2005, 11:37:53 pm »
Yeah, sure don't get WinAmp, either.
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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2005, 02:23:21 pm »
Its called spybot search and destroy...
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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