Author Topic: I really hate my computer. (Read 22799 times)

jv2k · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2005, 11:26:59 am »

Computers don't have nads, they are all female!

Jehuty · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2005, 11:35:59 am »

Nu-uh. How do you explain those long cables of theirs?

jv2k · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2005, 12:48:55 pm »

Those cables aren't the computers, the cables are the male end, the computer is the female end. I read it in an instruction booklet....

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2005, 04:01:12 am »

God damnit, what the fuck is wrong with my dumbass retard of a computer? Every single time I try to update a program, it ends up not working! MSN, WinAmp, and now Gaim, the one thing I had left on this stupid machine that worked! I don't want to become someone afraid of new technology, but Jesus, every time I get something new my computer craps out on me! I think I just need to give it one good kick, but it'd probably get back at me by imploding or something... Ahh, what the hell, I hate it anyway.

And he was never seen from again, due to massive death caused by shitty computers*

Swiftman · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2005, 08:00:42 am »

Like I always say: "If it ain' t broke, don't fix it." I COULD update to a new Winamp, but.... And a new MSN version. But.... They both work just fine. I don't see a point to updating them.

Sounds like Lazlo needs a new comp. One for him, the new one, and leave Kasai the old one. But can the Falconi's afford such a luxury?

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #20 on:** September 06, 2005, 09:33:17 am »

laz could. he has a job he could save up for a good one. me on the other hand...well...im lazy and dont want a job and i ask my mom to get one for my birthday/xmas seeing as how they are a week apart but noooooooo

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #21 on:** September 06, 2005, 11:28:36 am »

The thing is, I'd have to buy all the components for a computer, and then, once I had spent $500+ on that, I get to drop another 2-300 dollars on a Windows installation disk! What a rip! Maybe I could do a free Linux distro, but I don't know the first thing about that...

jv2k · « **Reply #22 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:46:52 pm »

or you could just buy a computer from bestbuy or something.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:47:44 pm »

Yeah right, I'd have to format it anyway to get rid of all the spyware that comes on those things anyway!

jv2k · « **Reply #24 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:53:19 pm »

So it'd still be easier.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #25 on:** September 06, 2005, 11:13:17 pm »

Jehuty · « **Reply #26 on:** September 06, 2005, 11:36:20 pm »

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

Yeah right, I'd have to format it anyway to get rid of all the spyware that comes on those things anyway!

We sure don't get those on a Mac.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #27 on:** September 06, 2005, 11:37:53 pm »

Yeah, sure don't get WinAmp, either.

jv2k · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2005, 02:23:21 pm »

Its called spybot search and destroy...