God damnit, what the fuck is wrong with my dumbass retard of a computer? Every single time I try to update a program, it ends up not working! MSN, WinAmp, and now Gaim, the one thing I had left on this stupid machine that worked! I don't want to become someone afraid of new technology, but Jesus, every time I get something new my computer craps out on me! I think I just need to give it one good kick, but it'd probably get back at me by imploding or something... Ahh, what the hell, I hate it anyway.
And he was never seen from again, due to massive death caused by shitty computers*