Author Topic: Sing a freakin' song fools. (Read 65706 times)

jv2k · « **Reply #90 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:19:51 pm »

Captain planet he's a hero!
Gunna take polution down to zero
something something, something something,
Badguys who like to pollute and plunder!

KingSpider · « **Reply #91 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:47:32 pm »

Quote from: "jv2k"

Captain planet he's a hero!
Gunna take polution down to zero
something something, something something,
Badguys who like to pollute and plunder!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,CAPTAIN PLANET!

We're the planeteers, you can be one too.
'cause saving our planet is the thing to do.
Looting and polluting is not the thing.
Hear what Captain Planet, has to say.

THE POWER IS YOURS!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #92 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:49:25 pm »

Earth!
Fire!
Double E!
Water!
Spleen!
By your powers combined
I am JESUS H. CHRIST!

Jehuty · « **Reply #93 on:** November 22, 2005, 12:21:31 am »

Hey everybody I've got somethin' to tell, it's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust a heart of gold into rust a soft touch to a slap in the
face- it gets old it goes away

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.
It never works but we keep tryin' like fools learning and breaking the rules
At first you're excited then you're less than delighted by the end you want them to drop dead it can't last, it's gone so fast

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you

The melody and the song itself is very funny. You should give it a listen.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #94 on:** November 22, 2005, 12:18:50 pm »

Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
They wont leave me alone at my job.

I try to sell some clothes they come into my store,
and hit on me their 16 I'm 24.

Well girls, they wouldn't notice me in High School so why now?
Oh when its illegal oh why now?
Girls would never date me when I was their age
Its just no fair when they were born I was 8.

They say they love me and want to have my kids,
they want to marry me I don't know what I did,
to get attention from girls this young

Well girls, they wouldn't notice me in High School so why now?
Oh when its illegal oh why now?
Girls would never date me when I was their age
And now they visit my work everyday.

Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
They wont leave me alone at my job.

Oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah
OH YEAH!

I think they must be joking I just play along.
"Dude, what about that time you were asked to go to a prom?"
Ah, I totally forgot abou that...

Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me now,
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me now,
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me now,
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me....

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #95 on:** November 22, 2005, 12:33:42 pm »

I see no, hear no evil,
Black writings on the wall!
Unleash a million faces,
And one by one they fall!

Black-hearted evil,
Brave-hearted hero,
I am all I am, all I am!

I, I, I... I am!

Here we go buddy,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go!

Go ahead and try to see through me,
Do it if you dare! (Dare!)
One step forward, two steps back, I'm nowhere.
(One step forward, two steps back.)

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!

Can you see all of me!?
Walk into my mystery!
Step inside, and hold on for dear life!

Do you remember me!?
Capture you or set you free!
I am all, I am all of me! (I am, I am all of me!)

I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
(Here we go! Here we go!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)

Here we go! *'go' echoes*

I see and feel the evil,
My hands will crush them all.
You think you have the answer,
Well I laugh and watch you fall.

Black-hearted evil,
Brave-hearted hero,
I am all I am, all I am!

I, I, I... I am!

Here we go buddy,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go!

Go ahead and try to see through me,
Do it if you dare! (Dare!)
One step forward, two steps back, I'm nowhere.
(One step forward, two steps back.)

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!

Can you see all of me!?
Walk into my mystery!
Step inside, and hold on for dear life!

Do you remember me!?
Capture you or set you free!
I am all, I am all of me! (I am, I am all of me!)

I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
(Here we go! Here we go!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)

Here we go! *'go' echoes*

I am, I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, any will, any day.
I am, I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, any will, any day.

I am! I am! I am!
I am! I am! I am!

I am!

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!

Can you see all of me!?
Walk into my mystery!
Step inside, and hold on for dear life!

Do you remember me!?
Capture you or set you free!
I am all, I am all of me! (I am, I am all of me!)

I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
(Here we go! Here we go!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)

Here we go! *'go' echoes*
--

CJMErl: BEST. SONIC. SONG. EVAR.

Jehuty · « **Reply #96 on:** November 30, 2005, 12:32:59 am »

I'm in love with a girl who does not exist, but she's perfect in every other waaaaaaay, her legs are so long and her rack so grand and is living in my favorite anime.

*guitar kicks in*

I'm in love with a girl who does not exist and she's perfect in every other waaaaaaaay, her eyes are so big and her hair so blue and she wears school girl uniforms all day.

You may scorn me, you may judge me, you may say I have no life, but I have her.

........ I forget the rest.

Here's a link: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=1105378&sub=30980

Swiftman · « **Reply #97 on:** November 30, 2005, 01:06:57 am »

There was a little spanish flea
A record star he thought he'd be.

Crap, I can't understand the rest of it... Homer and his singing voice... oh well.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #98 on:** November 30, 2005, 01:22:48 am »

They call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can handle critism
Show you what I know
And you can tell me
If you think
I'm getting better
On the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked
Cause I can't hear the doorbell

When I get into it
I can't tell if you are
Watching me
Twirling the stick

When I give the single my friend Rabible
Will play the solo

Some day somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
They will
Call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can hanld critisim
I'll show you what I know
And you cant tell me
If you think I'm getting better
On the drums
I'm not a real Doctor
But the call me Dr. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #99 on:** November 30, 2005, 08:08:54 am »

...Don't know all of it, but this verse kicks ass. It's Tom Wilson (Biff Tannen from the Back To The Future movies).

Went to the Barmitzvah of my nephew Josh
Now I'm not Jewish, but I like to gnosh
Put on my Yammakuh and started to pray
When the Rabbi leaned over and I heard him say:

Was that real manure?

...No it wasn't.

Was that real manure?

...NO!

Was that real manure?

Look, it's a movie,

so STOP ASKING ME THE QUESTION!

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #100 on:** November 30, 2005, 08:42:36 am »

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CJMErl: Note to self - ASCII does not work here...

Yami CJMErl: ANYhow, on with the song!
--

Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.

Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.

Jet sounds a distant roar behind you,
As you try to clear your head.
You start to look, and answers find you,
Your inner purpose lies ahead.

Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.

Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.

Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.

Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.

One step to calm the storm inside you,
Unlock the secrets in your head.

Not another day,
No more, confusion,
No more living like we're dead.

It seems it's just out of sight!
Those with answers always get their way!
But I think they should know,
That we're coming for them! (Now!!)

*Slight instrumental break*

Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.

Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.

Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.

Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.

Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.

Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.

Jehuty · « **Reply #101 on:** November 30, 2005, 01:13:41 pm »

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

They call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can handle critism
Show you what I know
And you can tell me
If you think
I'm getting better
On the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked
Cause I can't hear the doorbell

When I get into it
I can't tell if you are
Watching me
Twirling the stick

When I give the single my friend Rabible
Will play the solo

Some day somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
They will
Call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can hanld critisim
I'll show you what I know
And you cant tell me
If you think I'm getting better
On the drums
I'm not a real Doctor
But the call me Dr. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Thank you......... alot.

Swiftman · « **Reply #102 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:14:47 pm »

Lazlo should put the lyrics for Captain Falcon's song in F-Zero GX up here.... I think that had words, I dun remember.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #103 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:29:39 pm »

I'm suprised no one's put the Monkey Rap in here.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #104 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:54:36 pm »

Quote from: "Byte Man"

I'm suprised no one's put the Monkey Rap in here.

I have a better song.

Haggis:     We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward:    A sailin' out to sea.
Bill:    When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis:    You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Guybrush:    Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Guybrush:    Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill:    That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill:    We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis:    We can sing in every clef!
Edward:    We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis:    It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

All:    A pirate I was meant to be!
All:    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush:    Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward:    We know he's sure to lose, ï¿½cause we know just where to fire at!

Edward:    We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis:    A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill:    To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward:    Just really good ear plugs!

All:    A pirate I was meant to be!
All:    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush:    All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis:    Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Haggis:    We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill:    We'll battle you on land.
Edward:    But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush:    They'll be more than you can stand.

Bill:    Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush:    No, it wasn't.

Guybrush:    No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill:    The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Bill:    We're a pack aï¿½ scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis:    Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward:    We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis:    ...then sing from the diaphragm!

All:    A pirate I was meant to be!
All:    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush:    Less singing, more sailing.
Edward:    When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Bill:    If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis:    ...you will get a nasty whackinï¿½!
Edward:    If ya disrespect our singingï¿½...
Bill:    ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All:    A pirate I was meant to be!
All:    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush:    Iï¿½m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis:    Weï¿½re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Edward:    We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill:    And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis:    We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward:    ...but we have to rest five measures.

All:    A pirate I was meant to be!
All:    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush:    Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill:    The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Guybrush:    You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush:    ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush:    From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush:    ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

All:    A pirate I was meant to be!
All:    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush:    We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis:    And...!
Haggis:    ...um...
Bill:    Well...
Edward:    ...err...
Bill:    Door hinge?
Edward:    No, no...
Bill:    Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis:    Guess so.
Edward:    Okay, back to work.
Guybrush:    Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.