Author Topic: Sing a freakin' song fools. (Read 65717 times)

Peaches · « **Reply #60 on:** September 15, 2005, 03:41:22 pm »

Pink Triangle by Weezer; such an awesome song.

Quote

When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer
Can't she be a little straight?

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Trigger · « **Reply #61 on:** September 18, 2005, 01:10:26 am »

Anyone know what this song is called?

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

And no one know's what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling lowly lies

But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you!

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free

When my fist clenches, clap it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and I die from fool

And if I shallow anything evil
Put your fingers down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #62 on:** September 18, 2005, 01:18:38 am »

Livin here in Jersey
Fighting villians from afar!
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car!

YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS
I.. DIG GIANT ROBOTS
WE.. DIG GIANT ROBOTS
CHICKS! DIG GIANT ROBOTS!

Nyww nyww nyww nyw..
NiCE.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #63 on:** September 18, 2005, 01:19:37 am »

OMG IDENTITY CRISIS! We really need to stop sharing tihs computer... -_-

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #64 on:** November 18, 2005, 01:31:33 am »

Stage Manager: Space Ghost, 15 seconds til showtimeâ€¦
B: Boy, oh, boy! Time for my big rap song!
SG: How do I look, Zorak?
Z: Oh my gosh, Space Ghost! Look at your butt!
SG: Huh?
Z: It is so big! You look like one of those research guy's girlfriends!
SG: Oh, knock it off!
Z: But, y'know, who understands those research guys? They only talk to you because you have all the processed food, okay?
SG: You want a piece of me?
Z: No, not today, thank you.
B: Hey! This is supposed to be my song!
Z: Did you hear something, Space Ghost?
B: Hey!
SG: No.
B: Hey! HEY!!
Z: As I was saying, Space Ghost, your butt is just so big!
B: Listen to me!!!
Z: I can't believe, it's just so round, it's like, out there!
B: Nobody pays any attention to me! AAAH!!!
Z: I mean, gross!
B: NOT FUNNY!!! AAAH!!!
Z: Hey Space Ghost, where'sâ€¦ â€¦Brak?!

(verse 1: Space Ghost)
I am Space Ghost, and I cannot lie.
You super villains can't deny
that when a guy walks in with his mighty power bands,
you will freeze, put up your hands,
and succumbâ€¦ to the ways of good,
like your Mama told you you should.
Recently, I'm moonlighting.
In the talk show wars I'm fighting.
Oh, Banjo! I just interviewed a
Judy Tenuta.
I think she enjoyed her visit,
until Brak started yelling, ( B: ) "What time is it?!"
Hey, I think I'll flex
and show off my powerful pecs.
A real Ree-kay Suave-Oh,
more moves than Johnny Bravo. ( Johnny Bravo: ) Whoa mama!
Tights, white and milky.
Cape, smooth and silky,
like felt. I'm svelte.
And I sport an Inviso-Belt.
I'm tired of all the hosts
fighting over who's the most.
Sure the average guy's got a handsome face,
but can he fly through space?
So, Zorak! ( Z: ) "What?" Zorak! ( Z: ) "What?"
Will you play me to the desk? ( Z: ) "Yeah, right!"
Then play it! ( Z: ) "Play it!" Play it! ( Z: ) "Lard butt!"
Cuz I beat all the rest!
Baby's got Brak!

(scat trio featuring Brak)
( B: ) Hello, my name is Brak, from Cartoon Planet!â€¦
SG: Baby's got Brak!
( B: ) Hello, my name is Brak, from Cartoon Planet!â€¦
( B: ) Hello, my name is Brak, from Cartoon Planet!â€¦

(verse 2: Zorak)
I am Zorak!
The man-â€¦ -tis who'll attack
the big fat stupid boob that's known as
Space Ghost! I'll fry 'em up like french toast!
Unless his power bands
go (*zap!) DANISH! (*zap!) (*boom!)
I ain't talkin about BirdMan,
I'm talkin 'bout the two ton pile of Spam!
My music's real slick and bluesy.
I'll rock your snoozy planet.
All the rest can can it.
Black Widow, Metallus and Tansit.
Now Lokar's at it again. ( Lokar: ) Arachnid!
Bookworm locust isn't my fan.
You can have that bug, man.
I'll keep on rulin like Klugman!
A helpful hint, go cower-under my power-uh,
cuz I mught devour ya!
I hit Brak with a rake, til I make him cryâ€¦
( B: ) "WAAH!" â€¦til the break of dawn!
Zorak's got it goin on!
Space Cheese is a giant yawn.
All he does is pine and whine,
but I'd rather rock and mock.
Cuz I'm mean, and I'm green,
and I sing better than Ben Vereen!
So, Brak! ( B: ) "What?" Brak! ( B: ) "What?"
Do you wanna fix me a snack? ( B: ) "Okay!"
Then pass the pork saurkraut.
Even Moltar's got to shout!
( Moltar: ) "Baby's got Brak!"

(spoken)
Brak: Yeah, buddyâ€¦ When it comes to femalesâ€¦
the cosmos ain't got nothin to do with my peaches and herbsâ€¦
36 - 20 - 40 in my big 'ol pick up- What was I talkin about?

(verse 3: Brak)
So ya heard of my days of glory,
and you wanna know what's my story.
Well this ain't exactly Dexter's Labratory.
My hunky-dorey
brains turned to putty, so I
went nutty, buddy!
Thay pihranamite radiation
HALF LOBOTOMIZED ME!!!
Some villains wanna conquer everything,
but me, I wanna dance and sing!
I get down, and funky,
but, HEY, I am not a monkey!
At school I didn't pass.
I brought a TV to class.
The teacher caught me watchin 'Cow and Chicken',
so he gave me a spankin.
Gonna cook you up a plate of beans,
and some torta-weenies!
Now what's the matter, you wanna get fatter?
Just try my 'pu pu pu platter!'
Even though I'm dumber than drool,
I'm still a crazy lovesick fool.
Hey ladies, how are ya doin?
I feel like Hoodlee-Hooin!
So if you want Brak to come down
and visit you in your town,
contact Ghost Planet Industries
( Brak with Zorak and Moltar: ) "AND MAKE THEM SET US FREE!!!"
Baby, I'm Brak!

(spoken and sang outro)
Z: Gabba gabba hey gabba click click click!
SG: Those aren't the words!
Z: Then you try it!
SG: Gotta doodle in my noodle, and his name's Minky Boodle!
Z: Minky Boodle!
B: Minky Boodle!
Z: Minky Boodle!
SG: Beautiful!
B: So be really good with all of your might!
SG: Evil villains, stand down from the funk!
B: Cuz Santy Claus is coming tonight!
Z: What does that have to do with anything?
B: I like Santy Claus!

Swiftman · « **Reply #65 on:** November 18, 2005, 07:40:35 am »

THAT'S what I call a good bump.

I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Whyyyyyyyy I don't think you got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zorak.
Here to kick your aaaaasssssss.

Your aaaaassss.

I love beating people up.
It's what I do
And if your lame ass had any friends.
I'd kick their asses tooooo.

Ha.

Every time I see you coming I feel sick
But at least I know your ass is mine to kick.
Whhhhyyyyy don't you bend that fat load over
Hold it steady
Zorak's ready.
To kick your ass.

Aaaaaasssssss.

I'm gonna kick your right cheek
And then I'll kick your left cheek
Oh, then I'll kick both cheeks
Right on into next week
Gonna turn my foot sideways
Gonna kick that ass todays
There's another clueless chump
Time to have my foot meet rump.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #66 on:** November 18, 2005, 08:48:12 am »

Quote from: "Trigger"

Anyone know what this song is called?

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

And no one know's what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling lowly lies

But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you!

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free

When my fist clenches, clap it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and I die from fool

And if I shallow anything evil
Put your fingers down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

<...Man, I hope he knows it by now...>

It's "Behind Blue Eyes", and it was probably originally done before you were born. It's a classic.

...For not knowing the classics, Trigger fails.*shot in the groin*

...And if you've learned it before now, I retract your failure.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #67 on:** November 18, 2005, 12:33:43 pm »

When you wake up
Make noise
Unless you're by yourself
Make noise
Unless you're by yourself

When you set
Yourself down
Might as well make yourself
Comfortable
When you set down
Make yourself
Comfortable

When you pray
When you pray

When you've lost
Lost your way
Might as well take in
The scenery
Lost your way
Take in
The scenery

When you dump
Don't refrain
Might as well pulverize
Thier heart as well
Don't refrain
Pulverize thier heart

When you kill
When you kill
A man
Might as well take out
The whole family
Kill a man
Take out
The whole family

When you take a dump
Make noise
Unless you're not alone.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #68 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:05:13 pm »

I am so rich!
I have won the lottery!

I'm going to buy a sports car!
You must buy me a fur coat!
I'm going to purchase the fastest sports car!
You idiot buy me a diamond ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
Oo oo ah ah oo oo ah ah oo ah ah!

Your mom's fat!

Nightmare X · « **Reply #69 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:16:40 pm »

THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.

Best song ever that isn't a song.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #70 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:21:09 pm »

Whoa, that's a blast from the past....well, if you consider a few months ago the past.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #71 on:** November 18, 2005, 04:22:04 pm »

My friends, each of you is a single cell in the great body of the State. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts. The thugs and wreckers have been cast out. And the poisonous weeds of disinformation have been consigned to the dustbin of history. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directive! We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may be bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thought is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on Earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death. And we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #72 on:** November 19, 2005, 12:19:48 am »

Bow down!
Bow down!
Befor the bower of santa!
Or be crushed!
Be crushed!
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
His jolly boots of doom!

Swiftman · « **Reply #73 on:** November 19, 2005, 12:21:50 am »

I want that Santa song on mp3..... heh.....

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #74 on:** November 19, 2005, 12:23:31 am »

Me to. Invader zim is awsome.