Sing a freakin' song fools.

[NeoCalculus]

Sing a freakin' song fools.

I will go first.


*ahem*

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody screm
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everbody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!

[Swiftman]

Nice Skull, thumbs up to you.

Here goes mine.......


There are few who deny it
What I do I am the best!
For my talents are renowned far and wide

When it comes to surpises in an unlit mineshaft
I excell without ever, even trying.

But with the slightlest little effort of my swift like charms
I have seen grown men suffer defeat

With a press of a button
and a well placed missile
I have swept the very best right off their feet!

Yet year after year.... It's the same old thing.
And I grow so weary of gunstar heroes

and I, SWIFT! The DESCENT KING!
Have grown so tired, of the same old thing.

Oh sooommmewhere deeeep inside of these bones
an emptiness began to grow
There's someone out there far from my home
A longing that I've nehever known.....

I'm the master at starcrat
and a demon at Axelay
and I'll beat you right out of your lan.

To a guy in Alabama
A mister fortunna
and I'm known throughout England and Brazil

And since I am strong
I can put on armor
to recite Final Fantasy quotations

No sasquatch nor man
can FRAG like I can!
With the fury of my keyboard and trackball mouse

But who here....
would ever understand
that the Descent king with the wonderfullistic grin
Would tire of his crown
if they only understood.
He'd give it all up, if he only could.......

Oh there's an empty place in my bones
that calls out for someone unknown
The fame and praise comes year after year
Does nothing for
These empty tears..........




Play Jacks Lament in the background as you read that. Or, even better, wait til I get a microphone, and I'll sing it out, The wording to some lines gets tricky (like the Gunstar heroes one)


That basically is a true story for me now. Except for that wondering who it is.... I got that down.

I'll make a new post for another remake of lyrics I made. THe others are even better, I think. (and even features TPH! Whee!)

[NeoCalculus]

Totaly awesome Swift.  I love it.



There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
take me home in my elevator bones!
that was a good drum break
Pick yourself up off the side of the road
With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
Members only, hyponotizers move through the room like ambulance drivers
Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
Hirsuits with your parachute flutes
Passing the dutchee from coast to coast
Let the man Gary Wilson
"rock the most"
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
"What about those who swing both ways: AC-DC's
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Oh, dear me. Make Out City is a two-horse town
"That's beautiful, Dad."
Get my microphone....
There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got plastic on my mind
Telephone plastic baby


A song so great that it was even featured on Futurama.

[Yaminomalex]

Rock your body
Feel the flow
My Mesh is flashing
Between
Let's a go!
Beat box, drummer and a microphone
That's all we need to make the show flow.

[Bladegash]

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
What's going on here?
(farting noises)
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka I must say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
(laughing)
Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa ............

Suck my balls!

[NeoCalculus]

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love
Yeah

Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love?

[Jody]

YOU CANNOT SING TECHNO

[NeoCalculus]

I can to sing techno.  And its all cause I'm awesome.

[Jody]

I'm not awesome then! Wheee!! *Glee*

[Antha]

*clears throat*
Defying Gravity, for the vewing pleasuer of the TPH crew.

*ahem*

I'd sooner buy Defying Gravity
Kiss me good bye, I'm Defying Gravity,
And you can't pull me down.

Unlimited. My future is unlimited.
And I just had a vision
almost like a prophosy,
I know...

It sounds truly crazy.
And true, the visions hazy.
But I swear,
some day I'll be

Up in the sky, Defying Gravity
Flying so high Defying Gravity,
They'll never pull me down.

So, if you care to find me,
Look to the Western Sky,
As someone's told me lately,
"Everyone deserves a chance to FLY!"

And, if I'm flying solo,
At least I'm flying free.
To those who'd ground me,
Take a message back frome me.

Tell them How I'm Defying Gravity
I'm flying high, and Defying Gravity,
And soon I'll match them in renown.

And no body
In all the world,
Not any single boy or girl,
Is ever gonna bring me down!

((now, that is the version you'd be singing if you were performing it as a solo. The recorded/broadway version is a little different, an takes 2 girls, and a chorus. So... if you're lucky, MAYBE I'll sing it, record it, and post it... MAYBE.))

[Swiftman]

*drinks a luck potion*

*holds up mug of root beer*

Here's hoping. *is working on lyrics of his own*

[Swiftman]

Listen, everyone!

There are users so peculiar
they were not to be believed!
All around, people that tantalized my brain!

It's a forum unlike anything I've ever seen!
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to desbribe it
like the most improbable dream

But you must beleive when I tell you this.
It's as real as Skullman,
and it does exist!

Here, let me show you.

This is a thing called a song!
The whole thing starts with a file.

A file?

Is it wave?
Is it wma?
Is it filled with midi's?
Midi? That rhymes with liddy [a]

Uh, if you please.

Just a file, with a bright upbeat name.
And the whole thing's topped with a tag!

A tag?
But why?
How useless!
LETS HEAR IT!
LETS HEAR IT!

That's the point of the thing! To be heard!

It's a rap!
Will it send?
It's a rock!
Will it rar?

Perhaps it's the prody I found on Newgrounds!

Listen now! You don't understand
that's not the point of TPH land!

Now pay attention.
We copy paste an oversized movie!
And host it, like this, on the site!

Oh yes, is it filled with boobs?
Let me see let me look!
Are they floppy and covered in lube?

Uh, let me explain.
There's no porn inside, but there's Megaman.
Or sometimes there's a robot master!

Robotmaster?
Do they bite?
Do they snap?
Or perhaps they just blow up and scare some civilians!

What a splendid idea!
This TPH sounds fun!
I fully enjoy it!
Lets try it at once!

Everyone please, now not os fast!
There's something here you don't quite grasp.

Well..... May as well give them what they want.....

And the best, I must confess, I ahve saved for the last.
For the ruler of this TPH land....
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice!
Least that's what I've come to understand.
And I've also heard it told that he is something to behold!
Like a lobster, huge and red!

When he sets out is modem, with his DSL on
carting bulging files, with his huge great bandwidth!
That is so I've heard it's said.

And on a dark cold night
by the full moon light
He dives into the forum
Like an admin in disguise!

And they call him...

Proto...

Maaaaaaaaannnnn........ *evil laugh*


Well, at least they're excited, but they don't understand.
That special kind of feeling
in TPH land.
Oh well........

[NeoCalculus]

brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

[Swiftman]

Unfortuneatly, all the other remixes I came up with weren't near as good, other than the Oogie Boogie song, and that one is lost in the anals of history. [ie: forgotten]

[NeoCalculus]

I'll start this off without any words
I got so high that I scratched 'til I bled
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I ever had
Was when I learned to cry on command
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain

My mother died every night
It's safe to say don't quote me on that
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again
Forgot to put on the zip code
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain

Somewhere I have heard this before
In a dream my memory has stored
As a defense I'm neutered and spayed
What the hell am I trying to say

It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

One more special message to go
And then I'm done then I can go home
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain