Author Topic: Ruin a wish! (Read 55979 times)

Trigger · « **Reply #30 on:** August 30, 2005, 09:48:55 pm »

All your crappy wishes end up killing you before you can wish for the best things.

I wish.....

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #31 on:** August 30, 2005, 09:50:19 pm »

Pac-Man comes in and eats your dots.

I wish I was a bajillion feets tall.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #32 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:17:31 pm »

*you hit your head on the moon, then die*

I wish

Jehuty · « **Reply #33 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:25:03 pm »

You explode because you didn't say what you would wish for.

I wish I had a pet gummy bear.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #34 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:26:56 pm »

Pet gummy bear eats you.

I said that I wish for

. Is it that hard to understand?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #35 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:27:28 pm »

You devour said gummy bear and feel guilty for it for the rest of your life and then some.

I wish I didn't do what I just did...

Trigger · « **Reply #36 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:30:10 pm »

Your gonna wish even more cause your spending the rest of your life in jail, with bubba, bitch!!

I wish magic was real.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #37 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:31:48 pm »

Magic becomes real and someone uses it to make magic go away. Also, your penis shrinks due to the spell.

I wish I had more Dr Pepper.

Jehuty · « **Reply #38 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:32:56 pm »

Dr. Pepper disappears forever.

I wish I could fit a rocket launcher in my pocket.

Trigger · « **Reply #39 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:35:49 pm »

You lose all extra 'equipment' to make room for it.

I wish that bandaids were fucking metal!!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #40 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:04:41 am »

Bandaids rust up, giving you GINGIVITUS for some reason.

I wish my foot didn't itch.

Trigger · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:07:55 am »

Your foot get's cut off with a machette.

I wish Lazlo was no longer a womanizer.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #42 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:25:48 am »

Lazlo becomes gay and starts doing those terrible things to you

I really wish that didn't just happen. >.<

Jehuty · « **Reply #43 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:27:18 am »

It did happen.

I wish I had my own pair of fuzzy dice

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #44 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:28:04 am »

Your nards turn in to fuzzy dice. But now you can't have babies.

I still wish Trigger's wish didn't come true.