Author Topic: A few days of swift absence (Read 22311 times)

Swiftman · « **on:** August 25, 2005, 01:03:45 am »

I leave tomorrow for my aunts and uncles place, to help watch over their rowdy grandkids. They ain't so swift anymore, and they need a young, pliable, expendable spine there, so... I got drafted for the job due to my unique ability to keep mass quantities of small children entertained.

After tomorrow, I stay the next day after tomorrow, and most of Saturday.

I gotta make 7 more posts before I go.... Can't have Lazlo beat me to the 2000 post marker..... Not that I care at all. I think I'll have it at this post, and leave it at that.

Just a note for when you all may be wondering: "Hey! Where's Swift!?"

So, Well, to keep you all occupied while I'm gone, take a look at my sprite sheet for me, and post critques for me to read when I get back.

Well, review away!

Jehuty · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:18:20 am »

I guess that makes two of us. I gotta go for a few days as well. Well, anyway, those sprites of yourself are pretty awesome. I like the one on stilts.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2005, 10:14:56 am »

Damn, everyone's leaving... Ok, fine guys, I'll find some other way of entertaining myself...

Swiftman · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:48:32 am »

Well, I wasn't gone THAT long, now that I think of it.

Why does it feel so funky to be typing again? After a few days of not doing it.... Yeah, it'll take getting used to- and there I go. Used to it. Heh.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2005, 11:40:26 am »

Alright! Teh Swift is back! PAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Woo!

Swiftman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:13:27 pm »

What, does TPH die as soon as I leave? Wow. I'm like the lifeblood here. The activity of this forum depends on me. Rawk. *feels like he doesn't want the responsibility*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:34:10 pm »

Because without you Trigger and I have no one to bounce off of.

Swiftman · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:50:53 pm »

What's wrong with 'bouncing' off of Jody?

*can feel imminent catgirl doom approaching quickly*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:52:21 pm »

Jody hasn't been posting too much recently.

Swiftman · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:03:26 pm »

Tell me something I don't know.

Like..... TONFUR IN THE EYE!

*gets White to heal you, to prove there is no hard feelings and Nega got through to me for a second*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:14:12 pm »

DAMNIT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY EYES?!

Swiftman · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:25:25 pm »

Cuz Nega knows that you hate the eye hits, and he possesed me there for a sec.

But, yeah. I can't think of anything more........ Other than it's hard to watch after 3 hyperactive children with only one arm. Very, very hard.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:57:23 pm »

I don't know about that one arm thing, but I've had to watch over 3 hyperactive children before. I'll tell you what, after that, duct tape was my best friend.

Swiftman · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2005, 02:22:40 pm »

See, I can't do that. I'm way too fucking nice for my own good. The only time I even raise my voice other than to make a nice audible joke is when they get too rowdy and I have to step in. Yeah, I'm way way WAY too nice. If a robber asks me for my money, I'd just go "Here, here you go. You can even have my identity!" Well, not really, but I'm a pansy ass kid that can't stand up to people, especcially girls who say please. If my bio sister asks to use the phone, BAM! I disconnect in seconds for her. I'm not near assertive enough as I should be, which won't be good when I get Snowcraft published and I settle for something like 1% profit. I don't know what the usual percentage of profit it is with publishers, but I know it's higher than 1%. Bwoo. I predict great things for the Swiftman.....

DAMN FUCKIN IT! I'm going emo again! Fuckin....... I've gotta stop doing that, and I've gotta give up DOS too. Oh, what else do I have to give up? *sighs* This is going to be a long week before school.........

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2005, 02:26:43 pm »

Well not really! Jeez, when they act up I just tell them not to hurt themselves...