Hm? What's this? *clicks on link* Free.... X-box with each click.... Nope, nothin doin.
*continues to surf*
Aha! Here we go! *types* password is: buttsex ENTER! Whee! It let me in! *clicks into a thread in sub forum* Aha! I knew Drifter and Jody were doing this! Now... *opens photobucket account* THIS image oughta ruin their moment!
Hee hee! This is great fun!
*suddenly, on Swift's left shoulder, a sprite appears*
Halt! You wouldn't like it if they did that to you!
That's true, I wouldn't......
That's right. Now, you highlight that piece of coding, and press backspace!
*another sprite appears, only on Swift's right shoulder*
Ah, C'mon! What's Drif gonna do to ya? Strip you of mod powers? Pff. I doubt it.
True, he can't really do anything about it.... Eh, why not?
Why not is that you should treat others as you would yourself! You of all people should know that!
Cut the crap, ya goody two shoes!
White Swift, Nega Swiftman, quiet, okay? Antha just came online. *focuses on screen and keyboard, leaving the two sprites to bicker*
I am a goody two shoes. See? *points downwards* two shoes. And I'm the physical manifestation of Swift's kind side, thus making me good.
Grr.... *flies forward and tonfurs White's head off* Shut up, ya mud spawn!
*respawns head* That was awfully rude, you know.
Does it look like I care!?
Not in the least.
Exactly! Now shut up before I cut your head off again!
*takes out composite bow and skewers Nega in the eye with an arrow*
*respawns head* Oh, FINE example of crowning kindness, White. That's going to go on your Strick Record.
Compared to yours, I'm totally clean.
Hey, they don't compare people up there! They only look at you, and you're getting darker by the minute!
Ah, but They don't count an act of gratuitous violence on the Strick Record if it's reasonable violence.
*snarls, then tonfurs White's head off* Shut the fuck up, prick!
*respawns head* You first.
*makes expression angrier, but maintains silence*
*Attempts to stare down*
*gives a full blown glare into White's eyes*
*returns look, staring back into Nega's eyes*
*intensifies face of anger and stares back*
*maintains face of relative calm, unnerving Nega Swiftman*
GRAH! *cuts White across the chest*
*casts Cure3 on self*
*infuses Tonfer's with Fire3 and rages at White*
*cats reflect on self*
*swings tonfurs at White, fire3 spell ricocheting off of the spell, causing a huge flame to engulph Nega for a few seconds*
*is crisply burnt*
You... BASTARD! NEGA SLASH!
*goes into a slashing spree on White, causing massive damage to White, killing him in seconds*
*respwans on Swift's other shoulder and casts Holy on Nega*
*is struck down with a burst of holy light, doing double damage on evil infused opponents, instantly killing Nega*
*respawns*
*puts hands up between the two sprites* Cool it, you two. Yo're distracting me, and I'm busy. Can't you two just.... Go off somewhere and scrap elsewhere?
What if you say the wrong thing to Antha?
There ain't nothin wrong with throwing in a little pick up line now and then! Compliment her on her sigs or something! The chicks love it!
Then how come Faris nearly murdered Swift when he tried that on her?
Cuz she's lez, duh. She don't want no guy picking her up.
Then how come you encouraged Swift to use that pick up line?
To see if she would take an offense to it!
*sighs* Oh, Nega, Nega..... You really just like to see Swift in pain, don't you?
DAMN STRAIGHT! I was hooting when he fell and broke his arm!
Hey, that freaking hurt, okay?
Why do you think I was laughing?
Because you touch yourself at night.
*whips his face to white* You shut up before I slit your throat! *holds up tonfur, the razer sharp edge glinting in the sunlight*
Go ahead and try.
*does a front flip over White, put him in a sleeper hold and swiftly cuts White's throat with one fell swipe*
*respawns* Well that was fun. *readies compisite bow, then fires a Holy-infused arrow at Nega*
*side steps to avoid arrow, then jumps forward at White, DOING A BARREL ROLL in midair, tonfur's first, skewering White in the chest*
*casts Aero to send Nega flying, then casts cure3 on self*
*lands on feel, sliding with inertia* Bucko, you know just how to piss me off, don't you?
Sure do. *fires 3 holy-infused arrows at once*
*spin jumps, dodging two arrows, but is hit in the side of the chest with an arrow, draining all evil powers out of him and doing massive damage, killing him*
*respawns* Wish your last wish, fairy! *begins casting flare*
SILENCE! *casts spell, rendering Nega's speach nullified*
*looks down to sealed up mouth, and points tonfurs at White's direction*
Try it. I dare you.
*does an anime move, making movement too fast to be seen by the naked eye, and darts around unseen in random directions, then swiftly moves in behind White to slash his arms off*
*swings staff in an arc behind him, connecting with Nega's face and sending him flying several meters*
*lands hard on back and bounces a few times*
Aw, is Nega baby getting tired?
*is left seeting in anger on the ground, unable to counter to insult*
Careful. Don't want to get a hernia now from lieing down too long.
*swings tonfurs, trying to hack White's feet off, but White jumps to avoid*
I think it's time I said this to you two...
*stops fighting to listen*
BEGONE FROM MY PLANE OF EXISTANCE! *waves hands in direction of sprites, banishing them from the physical universe*
Hm. *grins* Now it's just me and Antha..... *goes back to typing*
