Author Topic: Ow..... My neck.... (Read 20570 times)

Swiftman · « **on:** August 21, 2005, 06:31:11 pm »

I'm suffering great pain in my neck. Muscles, bones, all of it is just raking in agony.

Though, I must say, how I got this pain was rather unorthodox...

See, it started yesterday, when I was all alone online, with my parents in Texas and my sister in Saskatoon, and none of my friends at my place due to bad weather. So I was all alone in my room, with only the internet as my calm for my disheartened mood.

Then on came Lazlo.

And he gave me songs that imparted such awesomeness that it made my neck hurt.

Why did my neck hurt from the songs?

Cuz I WAS HEADBANGIN TOO HARD! ARRRUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

The songs are from F-Zero GX, for GC, and I must say.... THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME!

To cemmemorate this occasion, I'll write a review for the four songs Laz managed to send me.

Fire Field: Laz says that there are two parts to this song, and that the second is better than the first even, but this one is ENOUGH FOR ME!! HA HA HEEA! It's got wicked awesome guitar music, sweet background noises, slow approaching climax, and everything one needs to have perfect headbangin music!

Challenge the Bloody Chain: The first of the songs that Laz sent me. It's just techno music, but I can't help but love it. It's a song so totally great that it just roxxorz my boxxorz. *checks, and sees boxers roxxing*

John Tanaka: THIS is my FAVORITE OF THEM! It sounds EXACTLY like it's from an NES sound chip! AND IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME! It's still upbeat and totally sweet, yet it sounds like it would belong on a game from 1988!

Black Shadow: Now THIS is a masterpiece. It's my least fav of the other three, but it's still damn great. It has sweet synthesizer music, and a strange haunting voice in the background, giving me chills with awesomeness and strange fright. (no no more really, since I've listened to it on continuous repeat for about..... 20 minutes?)

And I think I lost 2 pounds on just moving my head up and down, headbanging to these songs. And that's headbanging. Not counting the hardcore dancing I've been doing to them too.

Like that.

Want those songs? Don't ask me. Ask Lazlo. He knows where to get them.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2005, 06:34:24 pm »

Yeah, they rawk hardcore, when I first found them, I linked the page on every forum I ever went to. Anyway, Swift, you can't headbang, you have curly hair. You need long straight hair to effectivly headbang.
*Has owned you through science.

Swiftman · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2005, 07:32:07 pm »

Picture me as that instead of my real face. I like that better, really. (and he has straight hair! HA! BIZOWNED)

Superyoshi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2005, 08:00:03 pm »

My neck and back hurt a lot. That's scoliosis for ya :P

Peaches · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:34:23 am »

Oh, Swift. Your many injuries are hilarious.

F-Zero is a pretty sweet racing game; if I were to playa racing game, that would probably be it.

Swiftman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:38:44 am »

Lazlo says a good many things about F-Zero GX. Frankly, I cna't wait til the TPH Campout when we have a big screen, four players, surround sound, and sub woofers, all for maximum enjoyment...
And so what if my injuries are humurous? Something wrong with taking these sort of things with a grain of salt?

And SY, what's scoliosis? I'm too busy to get google going on it.

Jehuty · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:39:26 am »

Yeah, I know how ya feel, Swift. I was playing F-Zero on my SNES the other day and I got a concussion because I played too hard.

Peaches · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:42:33 am »

What is this TPH campout you speak of? I'm interested to death. Is it actually going to happen? Because I'd love to come.

Jehuty · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:43:49 am »

It's pretty self-explanatory. Members of TPH go and camp-out. Of course, I don't plan on going. Sorry.

Swiftman · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am »

WHAT!? Jehuty, You HAVE to go! What if it was all expenses paid? Flight there and back, food, fun, everything for free. We jsut... We gotta have you there, Jehuty! You're an awesome guy! We can't aford to NOT have you there!

And Peaches, it's just a thing we're bouncing the idea around about everyone that's in TPH and gathering them all at one location for extreme gaming. 3 TV's, GC's, PS2's, MAYBE X-box (though I doubt it) Revolution (it'll be out by then) And of course, 4 comps hooked up in a LAN with Starcraft, Unreal Tournament, and Descent (Naturally! ^_^)

It'll be great. Jehuty, you WILL be going. No questions asked.

Jehuty · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:52:26 am »

This whole forum thing I do isn't very known by my parents. You see. It's kinda of a semi-secret. My folks know that I visit forums and talk with other people, but they don't want me so involved in it.

Peaches · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:54:18 am »

Yes, then with the passing of the Great Campout you will have transcended simple forum contacts. We will be one, COME. . . JOIN US.

Swiftman · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:55:38 am »

Jehuty, my parents don't even know I talk to people I met only online in any way, shape or form. Does that mean that it's going to stop me from going? No! It's probably not going to happen for a number of years! We'll all have our own places by then!

Jehuty · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:03:05 am »

If it's going to happen years from now, I'd probably have my own place by then, meaning I could probably go.

Swiftman · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:04:52 am »

Good to hear, good to hear!

Glad to have you aboard, Jehuty!