Yami CJMErl: All the more reason to deep-fry that sucker!
*dunks it into a vat of boiling oil*
*the oil spills over and starts on fire*
*the turkey hops out, running around on fire*
*Yami gets set on fire*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITBURNSITBURNSZOMGITBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!1!!!oneoneshift+eleven