Errr...... FND. Did you forget to log in? Whatever, I'll continue the story. After stealing candy and selling it on eBay for $1000 dollars a piece, we bought ourselves a new memory card and beat FF10. Then, we got bored. So, we went over to Mt. Koltz where we were trained in the arts of the blitz and stuff like that. Then, Ninja kirbies went after FND and I had to save him. Yep, but then FND went over to the dark side because they handed out candy and free copies of Doom 4. I had to stop FND before he could take over the world and the videogame store at the corner of the street. So, I prepared my army of vicious kirby ninjas. What did FND have? An army of about a gazillion siths spewing out lightning everywhere. Of course I won in the end. But while our armies were fighting, FND, using his 1337 ninja skills, kidnapped the president. Luckily, I was a bad enough dude to save him. Eventually, we came face to face on top of a gigantic skyscraper. We would then have an epic battle to the death. It's like that fight at the end of a Jet-Li movie except stupider and filled with cheesy one-liners. After 25 minutes of fighting each other with our handleless kunais' and ninja stars, we charged at each other, screaming random crap at the top of our lungs, then *a bright flash of light and a sword slashing sound* *silence*
