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Swiftman · « **Reply #105 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:21:56 am »

*boogey burns after Lazlo by taking a detour that leads a little faster than his way*

Ah HA! I have you now! *gets Lazlo in his target*

A drone voice speaks out "No primary weapons available."

DAMN IT! *checks energy gauge*

Well.... Uhm.... That can't be good...

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #106 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:24:37 am »

*turns around and fires a few homing missiles at Swift* GET OUTTA MY FACE!

Swiftman · « **Reply #107 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:33:32 am »

*respawns*

Ouch.... Guess I gotta.... DO SOME DAMAGE! *flies off for Lazlo, blatantly disregarding persenal safety and only having level 1 lasers and 5 missiles*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #108 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:37:32 am »

*Collects Swift's things* Hrmn... What can I do? He'll probably be back in a few minutes with another one of those fusion cannons.

Swiftman · « **Reply #109 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:42:48 am »

ZOMG! T3H MOTHER LOAD!

*Lazlo comes up from behind and kills me*

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! [/vader] I lost it all! Now he has it! *whimpers at nigh inevitable pwnage*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #110 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:45:03 am »

C'mon, Swift! You're holding back, aren't you!?

Swiftman · « **Reply #111 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:49:13 am »

Luck ain't on my side tonight..... And you have good sneak attacks. Well.... ZOMG LOOK BEHIND YOU!

*makes his getaway to properly equip oneself, marvelling at the holo projecters my model of Pyro-GX has*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #112 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:52:39 am »

OHNOES! I'BE BEEN TELEORETLIHED TO TEH ZUPER HOULKL!!!

Swiftman · « **Reply #113 on:** August 19, 2005, 07:01:35 am »

*scrounges the level top and bottom, but comes fruitless*

Damn it! He has everything and I got nothin! I guess... I'll have to use the pop'n twinbee tactic.

*flies off to find Lazlo, and finds him sitting in wait on other end of hallway*

"Lazlo, You know that I'm going down with a fight, no matter how outclassed I am."

"Then you had better live up to your Swift name."

"Indeed I shall.... Who will open first?"

"I believe that..... I WILL!"

*lazlo fires vulcan shots and homing missiles at me*

*fires the afterburners, taking all damage while moving forward at an incredible speed, shrugging them all off*

DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *rams into Lazlo, firing lasers and missiles, doing massive damage to Lazlo while taking lots himself*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #114 on:** August 19, 2005, 07:17:51 pm »

Legend tells of two warriors locked in an epic battle for all of eternity... *Runs out of Vulcan rounds and starts firing quads* However, one of us must go down! Or, to make it fair... *starts firing off missiles of all sorts, doing damage to both*

Swiftman · « **Reply #115 on:** August 19, 2005, 07:26:03 pm »

*takes hits, shrugging them off as I fire off large amount of laser shots and ramming him into a wall*

You know what I saw when I was a kid on a game ad? ONE MUST FALL! Don't let it be you! (guess the game. ^_^)

*erodes your shields with the combined damage of your own missiles and my lasers, causing both of us to have equal shields*

It's fair game now, Lazlo! DO OR DIE!

*readies last consussion missile and has thumb over reverse button*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #116 on:** August 19, 2005, 07:37:51 pm »

*Presses reverse and left slide to hide behind a corner after launching one homing missile*

Swiftman · « **Reply #117 on:** August 19, 2005, 07:45:19 pm »

*26 sheilds reduced to 0*

*still alive*

How... I.... huh.... Phew... Still alive...... Ha...... *looks down corner Laz went around* Heh..... He could have went down the other corner, and not have my missiles loaded on this side, but no..... he had to go down that one. AND THUS DOOM HIMSELF!

*aims wing around corner, Laz not noticing, and fires*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #118 on:** August 19, 2005, 07:49:17 pm »

(I need to ask you, Swift, if I'm facing the corner, how could I not notice you coming around? I'm not that oblivious.

Swiftman · « **Reply #119 on:** August 19, 2005, 08:13:31 pm »

(eh, forget about it. I think we've spammed TPH up enough as it is. Descent RP = OVER. Winner: You, cuz I've been Pwned pretty badly.)