Author Topic: You know what Swift? (Read 52789 times)

Trigger · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2005, 06:26:20 pm »

Skull wouldn't say 'GIMME J00R MON3Y'. That's SOOOO uncool to say.

He'd have to say 'G1MM3 J0()R M()N3Y!!!!!!'

Swiftman · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2005, 06:29:57 pm »

Ah, I got it wrong. Thank you, Trigger.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2005, 08:36:35 pm »

I was going to post something funny about it being made up by the Canadian Tourist agencies, but you guys took me too seriously. No, I believe you Swift, you've been an awesome guy so far, and I can't see any reason for you to lie about this. Your life may seem a bit... unreal, but I believe it.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2005, 09:13:58 pm »

Come on, guys...I hope this is some kind of joke. If it is, it's areally mean one. I believe Swiftman. I can tell when someone's lying about something. And it's pretty obvious he isn't.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2005, 09:22:13 pm »

By the way, Swift, being a lesbian doesn't make you odd, that's a horrible thing to say.

protoman · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2005, 09:25:20 pm »

i think he meant odd one out, like all his other friends are hetero.

Swiftman · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2005, 10:08:03 pm »

Faris is indeed different than the rest of us, but hey, we ain't complaining. She's alright to us. Faris is the first girl to actually put up a decent fight in Descent. (those homing missiles... Damn, she knows how to use them.)

Anyways, I understand that my setup here IS a bit unreal, and the way you spoke Lazlo, made it seem like you actually doubted me. Whenever someone doubts me, they say one thing and stay silent. Always. It's always been like that for me. They state their doubt and say no more. So, I'm sorry I took you seriously. I usually expect a *shot* or XD after something like that.

WHEEHOO! (my new favorite yell. used to be GUNSTAR HEROES, but now it's WHEEHOO!)

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2005, 10:44:20 pm »

I'm seriouse when I need to be.

There was a point in which I had more friends who were girls than guys. Then I moved. Then again, that time dosn't count, at least in my mind. I only had three friends then. All of whom were girls.

So, seriously, I guess I can relate. I just chose to block that part of my life out. I was soooooooooo lonely then. Probebly why I'm the way I am today. I need attention to survive.

Back to normal abnormal self mode again.

ARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Swiftman · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2005, 11:15:33 pm »

WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I gots virtually everything I want in life!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2005, 11:59:31 pm »

Well aren't you lucky?

Faris · « **Reply #25 on:** July 22, 2005, 12:26:04 am »

That he is. I can't think of what he wants that he doesn't have, to be frank.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #26 on:** July 22, 2005, 12:47:21 am »

Success and fame at the hands of Snowcraft.

Trigger · « **Reply #27 on:** July 22, 2005, 12:51:14 am »

Quote from: "Swiftman"

WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I gots virtually everything I want in life!

You keep it that way Swift....keep it that way....

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #28 on:** July 22, 2005, 01:12:45 am »

Seriously, though, this topic was supposed to be about Swift's exploits being a plot by the Canadian Tourist Board. So just leave it alone and let it die in peace. Or not, but make sure to give it a proper sendoff.

Faris · « **Reply #29 on:** July 22, 2005, 01:19:53 am »

How would Swiftman be related to the Canadian Tourist Board?