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Faris · « **Reply #45 on:** July 19, 2005, 08:56:42 pm »

I guess I can rightfully say I ARE PWNED

Maegra · « **Reply #46 on:** July 19, 2005, 08:58:15 pm »

*sends his Zerglings to burrow around scotland
'I will avenge thee!'
*gets asploded again by overly zealous infested terran*

Trigger · « **Reply #47 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:04:37 pm »

*Nukes Scotland*
FREEEEEDDDDOOOMMMM!!!

Maegra · « **Reply #48 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:10:03 pm »

*nukes the flutter*

ZENNNYY!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #49 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:22:49 pm »

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!

Nukes Canada.

Oops, what that a bad choice?

Swiftman · « **Reply #50 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:25:56 pm »

DAMN STRAIGHT THAT WAS A BAD CHOICE!

*gets in Skiver*

HA! Taste the metal wrath of the Skiver!

*stomps on Skull a few times, then picks him up and throws him upwards. Flies up towards him, punching him sever times, firing a couple scatter packs in his direction, then brings fists down on his head, sending him plummeting for the ground at 3000 mph.*

Skull has left a small crater.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #51 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:29:04 pm »

I always wanted to make an impression.

Audience:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Trigger · « **Reply #52 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:32:19 pm »

*claps*

w00t!! That was awesome!!! Tell another one!!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #53 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:34:48 pm »

Heh...*somebody actually wants another?*

Ahem, hoookay.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ah yeah, well, your all a bunch of morons.

Yeah, yeah, you like a little abuse heh?

Well, you guys are sooooo stupid and ugly, that if there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd all lose, or win. Which ever is funnier.

*gets nuked by angry audience.*

Tiger · « **Reply #54 on:** July 19, 2005, 11:14:17 pm »

I'm glad none of my fortresses have been in the path of all this wanton destruction.

How am I supposed to sell anything if I'm at sub-mantellean levels all the time, hmm?

Zaijian,
Tiger

Faris · « **Reply #55 on:** July 19, 2005, 11:16:54 pm »

We all know to stay away from Io, Tiger. That's your area. However, they jsut go an nuke Canada, like it's nothing. Good thing Swift has all his space bases around. (all are his favorite levels on Descent. Fancy that.)

Maegra · « **Reply #56 on:** July 19, 2005, 11:21:24 pm »

*starts breeding space lurkers.*
next to send them to the moon, and many many many bases of the swiftman....

muahhahahaha

Tiger · « **Reply #57 on:** July 19, 2005, 11:28:03 pm »

Io, Europa, Titan, those facilities are all just part of my shipping franchise. You may be wondering what all the ordinance is for, but that's all thanks to the interstellar insurance consortium I head up. Fast, affordable, and (most important) delivery guaranteed. ::sunglasses flash::

Zaijian,
Tiger

Faris · « **Reply #58 on:** July 19, 2005, 11:36:32 pm »

Europa? That's Swiftman's recreational planet! Can he have just the surface? That's all he uses. He jsut skates for miles...

Tiger · « **Reply #59 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:10:24 am »

Can he have the surface? Of course. The local base is sub-aquatic, and closer to Europa's core, since the gravitational effects of the nearby gas giants are constantly compressing and releasing it, keeping it warm and cozy deep down. If he'll be skating, then yes, he'll have plenty of room as the entire surface is one huge sheet of ice. Just beware the canyons. They're nothing like what's on Earth and the lack of friction makes it far too easy to just... slip into one. o.O

Zaijian,
Tiger