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Swiftman · « **Reply #90 on:** July 24, 2005, 04:44:24 pm »

HA! You think I would have let Broom have something with as much power as the Warmech without devising a means to take it down, in case he went AWOL? *opens slot in Skiver's shoulder, popping out huge gun-type thing* This Neutron jammer nulls all nuclear activity, and the Warmech is powered by a nuclear reactor! *powers up gun, then fires it at Warmech. An electrical storm swarms around it, and the hydralics in the Warmech relax, making it crash to the ground, comepletely inert*

Take that! MINION!
:arrow: *comes up inside guide-bot* What?
Call the mechwarrior minions! Tell them to surround Trigger inside the disabled Warmech.
:arrow: *calls up on radio* All mechwarriors! Surround and disperse!
*within seconds hundreds or powerful mechwarriors in verying styles of mechs form a dome around trigger, some flying above him in full-flight capable mechs, mostly Drache's, which have massive advantages on targets below them*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #91 on:** July 24, 2005, 05:55:24 pm »

Man, I need a ride. I need something sweet that reflects my personality and my views towards life and religion. I know!

Anouncer: And with the powers that be, Skull went and found a sheet of aluminum, and did some fancy transfiguration and other cool stuff to creat the Skull Chopper, a motorcycle with some cool little gizmo duddly bobs. Skull Man X and his new Skull Chopper, does he have what it takes to take on the mechs that seem to just cover the landscape? Find out next time on(statics out)

....okay. Well, LETS ROCK!!!
*drives down the road like a batouttahell*

YEAH HA!!! ARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Trigger · « **Reply #92 on:** July 24, 2005, 06:03:31 pm »

*removes self from Warmech*

Well then....*pulls out a Lego robot I made*...try this...

*Uses magical powers to make the robot 60 sotires tall, and real, powered by my imagination alone*

NYAAHAHAHAHAH!!

*stomps on all the mechs, and guns down all the flying ones*

*looks down at the skiver....and squashes it with one of it's 6 legs*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #93 on:** July 24, 2005, 06:30:58 pm »

Holy carp! The city is in trouble!

*turns around and starts driving towards the lego mech*

That thing is huge! It's like, 60 sotires tall!

Trigger · « **Reply #94 on:** July 24, 2005, 06:54:10 pm »

Shut up Skull! *smack*

Buraqina · « **Reply #95 on:** July 25, 2005, 12:52:38 pm »

*summons a GIANT flying salmon (it's wearing a tophat btw) and rides around on it poking everyone with the large pokey stick*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #96 on:** July 25, 2005, 02:55:38 pm »

*Steals giant tophat and places it on Lazlo Manor*
Oh that's sexy.

Swiftman · « **Reply #97 on:** July 25, 2005, 02:56:31 pm »

*poked with unholy amount of force, and salmonphobia kicks in*

AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! IT BURNS AND FRIGHTENS! *shivers in corner in fear of further poking*

Buraqina · « **Reply #98 on:** July 25, 2005, 04:02:24 pm »

Noooo! The tophat! Life just isn't worth living without tophats

*breaks down and sobs her eyes out, gets over it, and magics up another, bigger, better, more awesome-ful tophat with anti-stealing measures*

*then grabs a megaphone and mwees loudly*

MWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Faris · « **Reply #99 on:** July 25, 2005, 04:47:55 pm »

*pulls megaphone out of Bu's hands and beats with 2 socks*

Buraqina · « **Reply #100 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:10:16 pm »

*screams and rollie-pollies out of the way, flicking salmon scales at you as she rolls*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #101 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:15:35 pm »

Skull, looking at the carnage, then at the rolli-polli salmon.

"That is creepy on sooooo many levels."

Faris · « **Reply #102 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:13:05 pm »

If you think that was bad, you shouldn't have seen one msn conversation me and Bu had. That would spook anyone who saw it.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #103 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:17:39 pm »

I'm sure it would. I can't really creep people out....oh wait, yes I can, but I don't use fish when I do it. That's just....strange.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #104 on:** July 25, 2005, 10:05:11 pm »

Faris, those aren't socks, they're condoms!