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Swiftman · « **on:** July 17, 2005, 09:30:45 pm »

I can't feckin believe it... I go back to my campsite for the week, and who happens to be in the site next to me? (besides the uber nice Richman)

Three girls, all around my age, all alone, just them, and they're all right beside my site. And they ain't bad to look at, either.

However, all of them but one hates video games. Only one of them likes them, and she hasn't had hardly any oppurtunity to play them. So, being the nice guy I am, I introduce her to some good ol' classics. Descent, Metal Warriors, GUNSTAR HEROES (I would introduce her to Privateer, but that game is very hard to get working.)

And so, she's very much enjoying Descent, and we're about to introduce her to Starcraft LAN parites. Me, Kary, Richman, her, all trying to swarm each other, it'll be great.

Me and Kary have even come up with a nickname for her already (ala how all members of my group must have before entry) and we all decided that her nickname will be..... *whispers* Drumroll!
:arrow: oops, sorry. *starts the drumroll*
Thank you. The gamer at heart that has never played more then 2 games in her life up until now shall be nicknamed: FARIS!

That's right. Faris from FF5. There isn't any real relation between FF5 Faris and real Faris, but it was a name that came to our head first, and it stuck.

So yes, in due time, expect a new member on TPH by the name of Faris. However, one reason she won't join now is that there are so many unfamiliar people on TPH, and that she is slightly scared of Trigger (mainly at his new method of defense from Kary, what with the rubbing lotion and all)

So, I'm asking you, the people of TPH, is to give Faris words of encouragement that may convince her to join TPH. She could use the wisdom offered in the depths of TPH, and some friends that can guide her down the path of gaming.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2005, 09:39:57 pm »

I don't think anyone wants to go down MY path of gaming XD. I bash new games too much. Classic all the way for me*puts on foam finger*

Swiftman · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2005, 09:48:45 pm »

That's the way I'm going to, mainly. I'll try to distract her less from the good ol' oldies, but I'll start young and work my way up.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2005, 12:55:47 am »

Siwftman, if you're going to take all of your video games, why even bother camping?
But, it'll be good to see another member, even if it is another Candian.. *bricked*
Ye..., no wisdom here. Just don't tell her that all new games sucks. Because they don't. You need a nice mix of the classics as wella s the newbies.

Trigger · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:03:09 am »

Word of advice, eh?

Ok then...

Look Faris, if you don't try to hurt me. I won't be forced to make out with you, and rub you with lotion as a defensive mechanism.

*Shot*

Look, we're all pretty ok people. Though we all have our quirks...ZELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Heh heh, ok but seriously. You will come to know me, and love me, as everyone else has.

NOW SUBMIT TO MY WILL!!! SUBMIT AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!! REBEL AND YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!

DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE ZELLLLLLLOOOOO!!! *goes on shanking spree, and spanks Kary in the midst of it all*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:23:22 am »

Right, what he said, we're all pretty people, ok? So don't be afraid to post nu-*bricked*

Anyway, what Trigmonster says is true, you will lub all of us as a family, a derranged, socially inept family, but a family none the less.
Now, as for that shanking...
DOOOORRRRIIIIIFFFFTAAAHHHH! I challenge thee to a duel! *Kicks Trigger in the nards*

Trigger · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:26:14 am »

*Balls of steel and is unaffected*

=^-^=

*Pulls the pin out, and throws a grenade into Lazlo's pants*

VENGEANCE!!!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:52:33 am »

Flint-toed boots, don't you remember? *Sparks fly in Trigger's funsack*

...Now to dance the happy dance of get this freaking grenade outta my pants.

Trigger · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2005, 08:07:28 am »

AHA!! THIS TIME I wore a rubber insulation cup OVER them. No sparks this time!!!

*tosses in some dynamite into his pants, and a lit match*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2005, 08:22:40 am »

Quote from: "Trigger"

AHA!! THIS TIME I wore a rubber insulation cup OVER them. No sparks this time!!!

*tosses in some dynamite into his pants, and a lit match*

O trly?

Herb · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2005, 02:13:12 pm »

Im sure she'll get used to this place since we're all just jokers anyways

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2005, 05:21:01 pm »

Oh no! I forgot what topic this was! Maybe we shouldn't go about attacking each other's groins, Trigger.

BANZAI! *tackles trigger into a bottomless pit*

Sophih · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:15:43 pm »

Don't mind them, I'm Sophih!

Trigger · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:18:42 pm »

RRAAAAAAHHH!!!!11

*kicks Lazlo off, grabs a grapple hook, fires, and climbs back out of pit*

And..*huff*...there you have it...*puff*...kids....

...Don't mess wit da Sas...XD

But seriously, me an Faris have already Talked once.

It seems to me, like she's gonna be one of the few Level headed, and intellectual people here.

Should keep things moving, seeing as me, Skull and Lazlo supply the Crazy.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:36:15 pm »

Quote from: "Trigger"

Should keep things moving, seeing as me, Skull and Lazlo supply the Crazy.

Indeed.

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Nah, I got nothin.

But its always good to see new people. Even if I am new here myself. *looks about in confusion* It seems like DriftImeanTrig already made a legacy for me here. *sigh* I shant not dissapoint you.

By the way, you know what?

Kevin Sorbo IS Hercules.